Speaker, John Boehner, sues Obama while breathing air that asmatic kids need

[Moonbeam]

to survive. What a cold hearted callous monster. Every molecule of Oxygen he sucks out of the air by respiration is air that choking kids disparately need to survive. How could anybody vote for such a Jackass.

The intention here, if some of your brain cells are working, is to show how CBDs paranoid delusions look to rational people. The CBDs won't be able to see it when they do it, but they will feel it immediately when it's done to them I think.

Hey, CBDs, if you like how I looked above, don't change.

Otherwise, try to wake the fuck up.

 

[Greenman]

Noted. Carry on.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

 

[UberNeuman]

Silly Moon. Everyone knows Boehner subsists only on bourbon and tan bronzer.

Hey, take it easy, Big Guy - I'm only razzin' you. Are we good?

Good. Because you're pitiful at your job, about the worst House Speaker ever.

Seriously. The fucking worst.

 

[Greenman]

He does seem to cry a lot, I wonder if he suffered a stroke?

 

[master_shake_]

BEHOLD!

The KING of the OOMPA LOOMPAS

 

[Moonbeam]

He does seem to cry a lot, I wonder if he suffered a stroke?

He cries because he turns the oxygen sick children need to breathe into a poisonous gas every time HE takes a breath. He cries because he can only breathe so fast and no faster. This is why he loves coal plants and says Huzzah to Global Climate Change. He does his stroking at the children's morgue when nobody is looking.