Office paper is much higher quality than paper towel.
Off topic but I need to say it, marked the beginning of much more assertive me.
2012-ish I worked for a small business, the job paid very little and had all the shitty drama that comes family businesses. Tough time to be looking for work.
I “managed” a small office, dude who worked there was bleeding after using the toilet. I asked him “are you okay?”. He said the toilet paper was too rough (which was true cheap staples unbranded stuff) and he recently had some hemorrhoids removed, the rough paper was irritating him.
I immediately ordered name brand soft toilet paper. Next day I get a call from I’ll call her Mary the accountant whom was the owners neighbor whom I doubt had any form of accounting degree but was a really, really odd person who today I would confidently say was on the spectrum somewhere.
Mary was very upset that I ordered such expensive toilet paper and that $20-something dollar expense (I ordered some medicated wipes too) was going to ruin the budget and that could effect payroll.
Without hesitation I said “Mary I think the urgent matter at hand and I need to have an answer on is why does a $20-something dollar expense ruin the budget so much pay checks may bounce?”. I need to have an answer because I cannot miss a weeks pay.
Silence
More silence
More silence
(Me waiting for an answer)
More silence
More silence
Mary: “Are you still there”
Me: “Yes, I am waiting for an answer as to why a $20 expense could mean the difference between making payroll or not”
She hangs up…..