Spam email

[compnovice]

So, I am no stranger to spam....
From organ enlargers to nigerian scammers...
from ebay sellers to paypal phisers..

But this got me thinking...wtf does this mean...

Sub: Dbaccarat qcounterattack
when tinkle some beachcomb may bundoora in kettle but assignation on drum
as chandelier a eastward may chafe what coltsfoot or leatherneck the rural in radiometer on pluton that mynheer it mailman may algaecide not radix as supply and martian the punt may driven but colony when accreditation and shell
but suspicious it's alewife in backlog but agglutinate in quietus in skate a communicable not brazil
it's flashback on downfall it prosecute it lathrop the capacitance that carbonic not bowman in leighton was dictate as caller what fortune it irritate a treble
as cataclysmic not steeplechase on demented some orthodontic it dutiable it's yon that wherewith that butchery as gumdrop it's verdict

 

[Jeff7]

Gibberish to confuse spam filters.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Gibberish to confuse spam filters.

What do they plan to gain out of this?

 

[Philippine Mango]

Exactly, sure they're managing to get by spam filters but once they get by then what?? This whole spam thing has gone completely out of control and is ridiculous, if you can't put anything meaning ful into the damn e-mail, why are they even bothering? Seems like they're literally trying to piss people off instead of actually making money, which was their original intent..

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Gibberish to confuse spam filters.

What do they plan to gain out of this?

for you to open the email. that's all they want.

 

[dullard]

Translation:

When a beach scavenger uriniates near Bundoora, Victoria, be sure to go in the drum kettle. Otherwise, you'd look like a chandelier as a eastward wind blows your piss around. This urine may land on your foot or your neck, where chafing may occur. Bundoora is not a rural area. Do not put it on thy ear, but instead wait for your mailman to deliver the algae killer, Radix. But hurry, supplys are low.

Radix is acceptable when the algae colonies are green like Martians. But if the algae looks irridescent like a shell, be suspicious of this algae. Your wife may notice the aglae aggregates. Or she may be quiet and not communicate its horrible state, unless she is free-spirited on a vacation in Brazil.

This algae infection may create flashbacks of lycantrhopy (werewolfs) or it may reduce your mental capacitance to that of a Leighton lowman. These flashbacks dictate that you call your fortune teller. It may irritate you or cause other catclysmic troubles. You may not cure it by a people chase. You'll look just like you are demented. If the algae gets on your teeth, orthodontic work may be doable. Its when you feel like the orthodontist is butchering your gums that you come to the verdict that you must purchase Radix.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Gibberish to confuse spam filters.

What do they plan to gain out of this?

for you to open the email. that's all they want.

which confirms his email addy so that more spam can be sent?

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: compnovice

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Gibberish to confuse spam filters.

What do they plan to gain out of this?

for you to open the email. that's all they want.

which confirms his email addy so that more spam can be sent?

that and those who click the links inside for any number of reasons.

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: dullard
Translation:

When a beach scavenger uriniates near Bundoora, Victoria, be sure to go in the drum kettle. Otherwise, you'd look like a chandelier as a eastward wind blows your piss around. This urine may land on your foot or your neck, where chafing may occur. Bundoora is not a rural area. Do not put it on thy ear, but instead wait for your mailman to deliver the algae killer, Radix. But hurry, supplys are low.

Radix is acceptable when the algae colonies are green like Martians. But if the algae looks irridescent like a shell, be suspicious of this algae. Your wife may notice the aglae aggregates. Or she may be quite and not communicate its horrible state, unless she is free-spirited on a vacation in Brazil.

This algae infection may create flashbacks of lycantrhopy (werewolfs) or it may reduce your mental capacitance to that of a Leighton lowman. These flashbacks dictate that you call your fortune teller. It may irritate you or cause other catclysmic troubles. You may not cure it by a people chase. You'll look just like you are demented. If the algae gets on your teeth, orthodontic work may be doable. Its when you feel like the orthodontist is butchering your gums that you come to the verdict that you must purchase Radix.

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