OMG that's worthy of Monty Python
I've heard of the spaghetti weevil. Nasty little bvgger.
People don't know that all of the other pastas really come from spaghetti. After harvest and while still malleable, it is mashed and remolded. But that gives it a slightly different texture. It's very subtle but you may have noticed.
While we're on the topic, the meatball harvest comes much later in the season since it is the byproduct of predatory plants in the Venus flytrap family. Not something you want to witness though. Much more disturbing than seeing sausage being made.