Space Cadets

[IdioticBuffoon]

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You know the show where they send a bunch of people into space (wink wink).

Do these dumba**es not discover the lack of weightlessness when they "reach" outerspace? I mean they all have like friggin speeches ready for their "comeback" to earth! :disgust:

Edit: Look at these pics of the goons ... do they not realize that normal astronauts FLOAT around while in space?!?!?

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[ironcrotch]

"Aw man," said Paul. "We're not astronauts. We're just asses."

haha. at least they have a sense of humor about it, i imagine someone here in the states would file a lawsuit

 

[acemcmac]

:laugh:

HHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mark R]

Didn't you guys know that the Russians have invented artifical gravity generators, and that typically 3 of them are installed in the new Earth Orbiter shuttles.

They aren't very strong - but that's not a problem really. Because they are so close to the earth they experience 70% of natural gravity - with the generators providing an additional 10% each.

(That was the cover story that the cadets were given during their 3 week cosmonaut training).

BTW. That series was so stupid, I've not laughed so hard at a TV show for ages. And the bit with the dog...

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: IdioticBuffoon
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You know the show where they send a bunch of people into space (wink wink).

Do these dumba**es not discover the lack of weightlessness when they "reach" outerspace? I mean they all have like friggin speeches ready for their "comeback" to earth! :disgust:

Edit: Look at these pics of the goons ... do they not realize that normal astronauts FLOAT around while in space?!?!?

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the excuses were....

they wernt going fully into space, and thus would still be subject to the earths gravity.

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and "earth orbiter 1" had artificial gravity generators lol


i loved the bit where they did the space funeral for the dog, and he dropped the ashes...hilarous and the minsky the monkey tribute HAHAHAHAHAHA european dance music = tribute to a space monkey ....classic

 

[Strk]

<waits for Fox's version of it>

 

[Mark R]

I can't believe that one of the cadets actually cried when told that minsky the monkey was a fake.