SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY (Brutuskend again)

[Brutuskend]

SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY

ATLANTA (AP June 11) - The governors of Alabama, South
Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced
today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their
states.

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have
become romantically involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and the governors now have the
sad task of reporting the emergence of a new race -
The Islamabubbas.

So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported,
but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work
trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition
has identified the following offspring:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem
to have sprung from one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

 

[m2kewl]

 

[snooker]

lol

 

[HappyPuppy]

You arsehole, you made me spit up my beer again.

Always pleased to see your jokes. Keep 'em comin'.

 

[eakers]

i dont get it.

 

[ChefJoe]

Funny, ho ho but probably not funny ha ha. Like some of the others though..

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp

 

[Darein]

Maybe worth a smile, not quite up to what I expect from your current line of joke threads.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: m2kewl