Southern Decadence protest leader arrested for masturbating in a park

zsdersw

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http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011/02/man_booked_with_masturbating_a.html

The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.

The first woman told deputies she was taking her children to the playground and parked next to the van at about noon. As she was walking around her own vehicle, she noticed the van windows were down and the occupant was "looking at the playground area that contained children playing, with his zipper down...," the report said. The woman noted that he was masturbating and quickly ushered her children out of her car.

She told a second woman, who walked to the van and also spotted the man masturbating, the report said. The second witness told deputies that the driver saw her and tried to conceal the zipper area of his pants with his hand.

The two women flagged down a park employee who notified the Sheriff's Office. The employee detained the man, later identified as Storms, until deputies arrived.

Storms told deputies he was having lunch at the park when he decided to urinate using a bottle instead of the restroom, the report said.

Deputies booked him with obscenity. Bond was set at $5,000, but he was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on Sunday because of jail crowding.
Storms could not be reached for comment on Monday.

A self-styled "Christian patriot," Storms led a small West Bank congregation called The Reformer Church and for 10 years hosted "The Reformer Radio Show" on WSHO. Storms has railed against the Roman Catholic church, calling it "satanic" and "demonic."

He is especially known for arming followers with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs to protest Southern Decadence, the three-day gay festival held in the French Quarter during Labor Day weekend. Storms grabbed national attention in 2003 with his failed attempts to shut down what Southern Decadence organizer Chuck Robinson called a peaceful festival that celebrates gay and alternative lifestyles.

"He's done everything through the years to disturb that and try to make it into something nasty that it's not," Robinson said. "If the Rev. Storms is caught doing that in our city, it is ludicrous and heinous that he would have the nerve to complain about any kind of sexuality."

The amplified antics of Storms and his followers prompted the New Orleans City Council to adopt ordinances banning the use of megaphones and other such devices in the French Quarter, though the law requires a certain decibel meter reading before it can be enforced.
Earl Bernhardt, co-owner of The Tropical Isles and two other Bourbon Street clubs, got a temporary restraining order against Storms during Southern Decadence 2004, then went bullhorn to bullhorn with him when that didn't work.

"He's, in my opinion, just repulsive," Bernhardt said Monday. "I'm not surprised at all that he got caught doing that. Serves him right. He'll be out of our hair down here."

More hypocrisy from religious leaders... can't say I'm surprised.
 

ericlp

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wow, not you can't even masturbate in your own car? What's the world coming too?


Haha, I love it ... Some people in here are coming to his rescue! I guess little boys stopped going to his church and for good reason it seems!
 
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Religious repression of normal and healthy sexual behavior most likely leads to a higher than normal percentage of sick people.
Interesting theory....do you have a shred of credible evidence or do you just make up shit as you go along?
 

feralkid

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Interesting theory....do you have a shred of credible evidence or do you just make up shit as you go along?



I like it! But unfortunately this is not a small isolated incident of hypocricy being expressed on this issue...there is a clear and persistent pattern of hypocrisy if you haven't noticed. But hey...nice try.
 

PokerGuy

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Of course there are no religious sickos who repress sexuality in that region of the world. :rolleyes:

How about this one: the Catholic church.

Again, lets see the studies to back up the claim. It's just another bs theory to try and discredit religious people. One sicko is just that, one sicko. No need to try and fit it into your political agenda.
 
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I like it! But unfortunately this is not a small isolated incident of hypocricy being expressed on this issue...there is a clear and persistent pattern of hypocrisy if you haven't noticed. But hey...nice try.
I know you have your panties in a wad...but the quote you used was in reference to Jaskalas saying religious repression leads to a higher incidence of "sick people". It's fightening that you couldn't even quote something I said that's relevant to the witty come back you're trying to make.

zsdersw and I may disagree at times...but he's honest, intelligent and rational...traits that you should consider developing.
 
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feralkid

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I know you have your panties in a wad...but the quote you used was in reference to Jaskalas saying religious repression leads to a higher incidence of "sick people". It's fightening that you couldn't even quote something I said that's relevant to the witty come back you're trying to make.

zsdersw and I may disagree at times...but he's honest, intelligent and rational...traits that you should consider developing.


I think most would agree my point is valid. It was about extrapolating from a single incident, and how it's only o.k. for you to do it.

Most would also note that your response was both evasive and condescending.

But if that's the sort of person you want to be...so be it.