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South Park Quotes

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Deeko

Lifer
If you ever go to a hotel, don't forget to bring a towel!

Wanna get high?

(yes I'm making this thread out of spite)
 
towlie... you're the worst character ever!
...Yeah I know...

I choose.... I choose... BOTH!!!

Was that it... was that the pass code...?
no. that was the tune to funkytown.

When you play baseball you'll get sweaty so don't forget to bring a towel.
 
"Sucky sucky five dollar, me love you long time, soldier boy. Me so horny..."

"Just laying around, jacking it."
"Jacking what?"
"My hot spicy boner"
...
"Bring it on, queer bait".

I can't remember that second bit of dialogue 100%, but it's hilarious.
 
General: FVCKING WINDOWS 98!! GET BILL GATES IN HERE! YOU TOLD US THAT WINDOWS 98 WOULD BE FASTER, AND MORE EFFICIENT WITH BETTER ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!

Bill Gates: It is!Over five million...(General shoots bill gates)

"I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" -- Cartman
 
...it was about that time I realized this girl scout was over 8 stories tall, and was a crustation from the pedazoic era!
 
Don't remember the exact quote, but it's in ep 512:

"let's dress like ghosts and burn a lowercase t in Kobe's front yard so he knows it's "Time to go""

Ok, that's probably not the quote, but that's the gyst of it.
 
" Oh plehease! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for seventy cents on the dollar? You tell me, Chuck? ...Yeah, I didn't think so-You know, I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either. Uh huh. ...So are you gonna talk to me, or are we just gonna keep bullsh!tting each other? Breakin' my balls, Chuck."

"you're breaking my balls here"

I just found it so funny that Cartman would say that to a stem cell research group.
 
"Now I know what the white chicks feel like!"

"How would you feel if you woke up next to a pig?"

(May have screwed up the words, but it's been a long time since I saw that episode... I :heart: Chef!)
 
"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
 
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