- Jul 22, 2002
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So I had this funny idea for a South Park episode about the Obama Cult. They could make it seem as if Obama is a cult leader. He uses South African voodoo to control crowds behavior, so that he can become President.
Once he is President, he begins a process to steal everyone's "change". He's stealing the change so that he can export it to China, to be converted to normal looking American coins except that they say "Made in China" on them. China will say that American money is the only thing that isn't made in China, and that once the money is converted, China will have taken over the United States from within!
While all this is happening, Hilldog is trying to figure out why she lost the race. She enlists the help of Stan and Cartman (who helped her in the Snuke episode, then uncovers the truth while listening to Obama talk to Jesse Jackson (His VP and voodoo master) secretly in the bathroom of a KFC. Cartman breaks into Obama's passport file to find that he has traveled to China frequently. He also pulls the passports for Hillary and McCain so he can sell them to Mike Huckabee later.
She discovers the location of the facility where the coins are being converted. There are hundreds of children stamping the coins and dollar bills with "Made in China" stamps. Sad music plays as the scene reveals starving, overworked chinese children slaves.
Hillary loses it and decides to Snuke the entire facility. Stan and Cartman tell her not to, but she says she has nothing left to live for now.
Stan and Cartman then try to escape. As they do, the Chinese discover Hillary's plan and sends in alot of tanks. A Tibetan man that was going to be in the Olympics appears and helps Stand and Cartman escape China. They run into the tanks.
The Tibetan man tell's Stan and Cartman to run, and that he'll deal with them. Just like his father did.
He stands in front of the tanks, and then, the 1st tank proceeds to run over him slowly as Stan and Cartman watch. His guts begin to squirt out of his eye sockets and then his brain pops out of his head like popcorn. The whole process takes about 20 seconds.
Hillary gathers the children around here and tell's them that they are free now and that everything will be OK. She then detonates her Snuke and kill's herself, all the children and destroys the facility.
Stan and Cartman escape China and return to America. They reveal Obama's secret plan and how Hillary saved the US.
Obama is impeached and joins Bill Clinton's Impeachment club. Mike Huckabee, with Cartman's aid, becomes the next President. He is revealed to be the anti-Christ.
End.
PS: Starbucks Caramel Macchiatto's kick major ass.
Once he is President, he begins a process to steal everyone's "change". He's stealing the change so that he can export it to China, to be converted to normal looking American coins except that they say "Made in China" on them. China will say that American money is the only thing that isn't made in China, and that once the money is converted, China will have taken over the United States from within!
While all this is happening, Hilldog is trying to figure out why she lost the race. She enlists the help of Stan and Cartman (who helped her in the Snuke episode, then uncovers the truth while listening to Obama talk to Jesse Jackson (His VP and voodoo master) secretly in the bathroom of a KFC. Cartman breaks into Obama's passport file to find that he has traveled to China frequently. He also pulls the passports for Hillary and McCain so he can sell them to Mike Huckabee later.
She discovers the location of the facility where the coins are being converted. There are hundreds of children stamping the coins and dollar bills with "Made in China" stamps. Sad music plays as the scene reveals starving, overworked chinese children slaves.
Hillary loses it and decides to Snuke the entire facility. Stan and Cartman tell her not to, but she says she has nothing left to live for now.
Stan and Cartman then try to escape. As they do, the Chinese discover Hillary's plan and sends in alot of tanks. A Tibetan man that was going to be in the Olympics appears and helps Stand and Cartman escape China. They run into the tanks.
The Tibetan man tell's Stan and Cartman to run, and that he'll deal with them. Just like his father did.
He stands in front of the tanks, and then, the 1st tank proceeds to run over him slowly as Stan and Cartman watch. His guts begin to squirt out of his eye sockets and then his brain pops out of his head like popcorn. The whole process takes about 20 seconds.
Hillary gathers the children around here and tell's them that they are free now and that everything will be OK. She then detonates her Snuke and kill's herself, all the children and destroys the facility.
Stan and Cartman escape China and return to America. They reveal Obama's secret plan and how Hillary saved the US.
Obama is impeached and joins Bill Clinton's Impeachment club. Mike Huckabee, with Cartman's aid, becomes the next President. He is revealed to be the anti-Christ.
End.
PS: Starbucks Caramel Macchiatto's kick major ass.
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