Sounds like this guy was having a good time... *UPDATE 12/04*

[N8Magic]

Link (read the whole thing, it gets better and better)

This guy must have been SO drunk. :Q

(BTW, i'm reluctant to admit that this story is from my local newspaper)

Link 2

This trial is pure comedy! No defense strategy as of yet.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
Link (read the whole thing, it gets better and better)

This guy must have been SO drunk. :Q

(BTW, i'm reluctant to admit that this story is from my local newspaper)

That guy is in so much sh!t.

 

[Bignate603]

Oh wow, that's crazy, lol.

 

[rpc64]

What else do you expect from a guy who drives a purple cavalier?

 

[Anubis]

o man that guy much have been SOO messed up

 

[saltedeggman]

he pleaded NOT guilty, what was he thinking??

 

[illusion88]

"The car was moving around like a tilt-a-whirl at a carnival. I didn't know if we'd been hit by something, or a bomb went off.''

I love that part. How many bombs go off near you?

 

[N8Magic]

As Green called police on his cell phone, the naked man tried to get in his van, but Green locked the doors. Harvey then "tried to have sex with the front of the van,'' Green said. "He was rubbing against the front of my van. He laid down and had sex with the pavement kind of pushing up against the pavement.''
LOL

 

[MichaelD]

Harvey then "tried to have sex with the front of the van,'' Green said. "He was rubbing against the front of my van. He laid down and had sex with the pavement, kind of pushing up against the pavement.''

Bwahahah! This dude was fried, Kentucky Fried Extra Crispy-type fried. I hope they threw the book at him.

 

[her209]

They should try him for attempted rape. The intent was definitely there.

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: her209
They should try him for attempted rape. The intent was definitely there.

i saw it, definitely!! he should get 11 years.......should have let him have it via the horn

 

[Zugzwang152]

Harvey then "tried to have sex with the front of the van,'' Green said. "He was rubbing against the front of my van. He laid down and had sex with the pavement, kind of pushing up against the pavement.''

oh.my.god. :Q

 

[Darein]

Such a sad man. So very sad.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Harvey then "tried to have sex with the front of the van,'' Green said. "He was rubbing against the front of my van. He laid down and had sex with the pavement, kind of pushing up against the pavement.''

oh.my.god. :Q

Quick, are we missing an ATOT member?

 

[N8Magic]

Everyone be sure to come visit Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario.

Nothing but honest, wholesome people here.

 

[Spooner]

A young man who rammed his purple Cavalier

'nuff said.

The dude was prolly on E

 

[Squisher]

Harvey then "tried to have sex with the front of the van,'' Green said. "He was rubbing against the front of my van. He laid down and had sex with the pavement, kind of pushing up against the pavement.''

[Duke] That's gotta hurt! [/Duke]

Through his lawyer, Harvey admitted his driving was dangerous and that the injuries he caused constituted bodily harm. His defence will be revealed later this week.

Ha,ha.......Could be interesting

 

[N8Magic]

Bump for the update.

 

[snooker]

sad thing is that the man probably does not even remember that night at all.

 

[SSP]

Hah! Must be the exams.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: N8Magic
Everyone be sure to come visit Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario.

Nothing but honest, wholesome people here.

Didn't even know you lived here, N8. I'll have to check your FS/FT threads to see if there's anything I want to pick up!

That said - ATOT pub night in KW? Anyone up for it? I think putz lives here too ...

- M4H

 

[blakeatwork]

A young man who rammed his purple Cavalier

hehe... that could be a pr0nstar name...

"the Purple Cavalier"



What?!??!,... it's no worse then Orgasmo....

 

[Quixfire]

The naked man then "started jumping up and down and masturbating in front of my car,'' she said.

This is too much.

 

[N8Magic]

The legend continues ...