Sounds like it's time to purchase firearms...

[SunnyD]

So it begins... I just received a phone call from a boy looking to talk to my baby girl.

***Fatherhood rage***

Okay, I'm overreacting somewhat, because my precious little girl is 9, and this boy is from her class this past year with the whole best friends type of thing that innocent youth have going on.

Or am I just being naive? :hmm:

So anyway, what's a good firearm? Preferably good stopping power, but carries a decent amount of rounds in case I miss or only maim with the first few shots?

 

[Tristicus]

Get that glock son.

 

[zinfamous]

lol

:thumbsup:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So it begins... I just received a phone call from a boy looking to talk to my baby girl.

***Fatherhood rage***

Okay, I'm overreacting somewhat, because my precious little girl is 9, and this boy is from her class this past year with the whole best friends type of thing that innocent youth have going on.

Or am I just being naive? :hmm:

If it's not now it will be soon. Innocent turns into playing doctor pretty quickly. Kill them all before they get old enough to buy guns of their own.

 

[Zebo]

22lr pistol. $150 and shots cheap like 500rds for $20. Most def waste a 9 yr old.

 

[techs]

Shoot first and ask questions later.

 

[CPA]

Get ready Sunny, once she hits 5th grade things get worse. Fortunately, my 5th grade daughter still has no interest in boys, but some of her friends do nothing but obsess about them.

 

[digiram]

M4A1... great all around gun. Easy to use, just point and shoot. I'd recommend equipping stopping power to make more effective though.

 

[joesmoke]

so glad i had a boy...

 

[AVAFREAK182]

a good shot with a bb gun will probably stop a 9 year old

 

[Tristicus]

so glad i had a boy...

So you can go to his funeral when Sunny shoots him?

 

[Golgatha]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atchisson_Assault_Shotgun

 

[gorcorps]

Get ready Sunny, once she hits 5th grade things get worse. Fortunately, my 5th grade daughter still has no interest in boys, but some of her friends do nothing but obsess about them.

This... you think it's bad now just wait till those hormones get a ragin'

 

[SunnyD]

Get ready Sunny, once she hits 5th grade things get worse. Fortunately, my 5th grade daughter still has no interest in boys, but some of her friends do nothing but obsess about them.

Thanks. I'm more like a very direct and to the point version of NuclearNed... or so I fancy myself.

 

[Zebo]

If I had a girl I'd covert to Islam for some good ole fashioned honor killing.

 

[joesmoke]

So you can go to his funeral when Sunny shoots him?

naw, im a terrible parent. hell surely be jailed by that age.

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Once you have him offed on the side of the road, you tell you buddy to "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[Beev]

Life is all about killing others before they have the chance to kill you. GUN UP.

"Someone out there has a bullet with your name on it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds ya."
-Malcolm Reynolds.

 

[child of wonder]

AA12 fully automatic 12 guage shotgun with exploding rounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULk64qwEVoo&feature=related

 

[Zebo]

AA12 fully automatic 12 guage shotgun with exploding rounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULk64qwEVoo&feature=related

::: DROOL::::awe:

 

[Newbian]

Dang...they are starting younger and younger it seems.

 

[SunnyD]

AA12 fully automatic 12 guage shotgun with exploding rounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULk64qwEVoo&feature=related

:hmm: Sounds good to me.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I've had a hardon for the AA12 since first saw it.

This is always the next best thing though.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Real men kill 9 yo boys with their hands.

 

[Kirby]

Once you have him offed on the side of the road, you tell you buddy to "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

hahaha