'Sound of Thunder' gets worst movie reviews I've ever read!

UNCjigga

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Dec 12, 2000
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Link to review at CNN.

Some nice tidbits:

That sound you hear while watching "A Sound of Thunder" is actually audience members thundering toward the exits in an effort to get away from this ghastly film.

Bradbury should be given James Bond's license to kill and mow down the three screenwriters -- Thomas Dean Donnelly, Joshua Oppenheimer and Gregory Poirier -- who wrote this piece of junk.

Suddenly Chicago -- where the film is supposedly set -- starts sporting prehistoric vegetation and dinosaurs rule the streets. Then a series of time waves wash over the city and -- oh, never mind. Who cares?

...the overall look of the film resembles a cheap video game you could find at your local mall back in 1984.

If you're not laughing, watching "A Sound of Thunder" could possibly lower your IQ into the single digits. It's the worst movie of the year -- this year, 2055 or even one that featured living dinosaurs.

Sounds like such a bad trainwreck, I might just have to see it!
 

NaughtyGeek

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I'm definately going to have to see this. How can you go wrong when you expect it to be the worst movie ever.
 

bandana163

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The Yu-gi-oh movie was at 0% for a few weeks.
Drunken Wu Tang is my favorite trash movie. No other flick features a watermelon monster .
 

ruffilb

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Originally posted by: NaughtyGeek
I'm definately going to have to see this. How can you go wrong when you expect it to be the worst movie ever.

QFT!

but I've seen worse than 4%, as has been mentioned.
 

BrokenVisage

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People still use RT for movie reviews? :confused: Most flawed rating system there is with some morons to exploit it.