Sooo Drunk

[Buzzman151]

Wah..... I've been drniking way too much tonight.... tell me some drunk'n stores from back in teh day...... I know i'm not the only one... I just wanna hear what i could be doing right now

 

[prodigy]

werd

 

[Colt45]

throw back a 40 for me

 

[Zipp]

tell me some drunk'n stores from back in teh day......

lol...I forgot them all,I was to drunk to remember.

 

[Spoooon]

When my roommate turned 21, he passed out in the restroom of the last bar we went to. The floor of bar's restroom is the last place you want to end up. Especially after throwing up all over the toilet for the past 20 minutes. We carried him out. The whole time he was throwing up. This one brave guy was holding him up with his arms wrapped around him. He got puked on so many times. The police let me take my roommate home though, because I was the DD and hadn't had anything to drink.

 

[amnesiac]

Here's a log of a convo between two of my friends. Guess which one is drunk:

A---W---: just out of curiousity, were you drunk when you put up your away message?
m------112: yah
m------112: dud e was up
A---W---: oh dear
A---W---: are you faded right now?
m------112: u behtcha
m------112: id need assssss
m------112: i nee ssjaex
m------112: bady
m------112: and eriotos and chocolwat
A---W---: I gotcha
m------112: xik swz up
A---W---: was that english?
A---W---: hello?
A---W---: did you pass out yet?
A---W---: or are you still with me
m------112: fifu im ertr
m------112: od;'sd
m------112: im sl dfpf
m------112: do ehxd hiup
A---W---: riiiiiiiight
m------112: dude is knwo
m------112: it s aalll avout teh men and stheisr cokcds
m------112: iggotsa bpuck
A---W---: go take you're time
A---W---: don't hit the keyboard
A---W---: I hope you feel better baby

 

[Kadarin]

YADT (Yet Another Drunk Thread)..

obligatory link

 

[freebee]

Watch "Embrace of the Vampire" ...you too MODS....its one of the absolute best vampire movies ever....

 

[UberDave]

i'm gettin there with ya dude!

then im watching the big labowski messd up haha

 

[Jugernot]

Why the hell do people are post "I'm SOOOOO drunk!" on here? Do they think it'll make them cool?

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Why the hell do people are post "I'm SOOOOO drunk!" on here? Do they think it'll make them cool?

lol cause you don't really care when you do it.

can you feel the love?

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Why the hell do people are post "I'm SOOOOO drunk!" on here? Do they think it'll make them cool?

It's kind of funny. Someone will go to the bar or a club, get drunk, come home and, instead of going to sleep or messing around with a girl, they fire up the old computer, go to ATOT, and post messages.

 

[Buzzman151]

It's kind of funny. Someone will go to the bar or a club, get drunk, come home and, instead of going to sleep or messing around with a girl, they fire up the old computer, go to ATOT, and post messages.

hey....better than a good ol STD

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Why the hell do people are post "I'm SOOOOO drunk!" on here? Do they think it'll make them cool?

It's kind of funny. Someone will go to the bar or a club, get drunk, come home and, instead of going to sleep or messing around with a girl, they fire up the old computer, go to ATOT, and post messages.

subsitute girl ......doesn't come back with a girl.... so internet forums and online pornography is the next best close thing. ... i don't blame him. At least he didnt take one for the team. :thumbs up:

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Why the hell do people are post "I'm SOOOOO drunk!" on here? Do they think it'll make them cool?

Pffft, who cares, like the person who posted is ever gonna remember posting it in the first place, you should just do the same

Buzzman(what a perfect name for you right now ) start singing your fave song man! It'll sound like sh*t but man it's fun!! I'm guessing your not COMPLETELY piss ass drunk considering your posting on a messege board and I can understand what your typing, so go drink some more and come back when your to wasted to post anything we could possibly consider a sentance .

 

[EvilYoda]

Wait, it's NOT cool!? OMG!

heh, not to say that I won't be getting slightly blasted tomorrow......(remember, g/f and I of 3 years just broke up. I got reasons. )

 

[Zipp]

Ok here's a funny story that I do remember from the past.

My friends and I all decided to go to the drive-in (many years ago) so we took most of his furniture from his apartment which included all his couches,end tables,bean bags and everything and of course a keg.We get it all set up right outside his van at the drive-in and after about an hour of partying he realizes that he has no radio in his van so we wont be able to hear the movie so he goes back home to get one and at that time the first movie was just starting to run.

Well now there we are,just sitting with no vehicle near us in the middle of a large drive-in parking lot with furniture set up everywhere and people are just driving bye and giving us the funniest looks.....I guess you had to be there but that is one memory that I'll never forget as a kid.

 

[Buzzman151]

Pffft, who cares, like the person who posted is ever gonna remember posting it in the first place

try again arsemeister

 

[CrazyDe1]

I start callin everyone on my list in my phone and prankin them...everyone always knows when I'm drunk cuae I start callin

 

[UglyCasanova]

Me tooooo. We just got in and im bllaauuuhh...but i got to be up in 5 hours to drive home. We to the bar and getting out I saw a dud do a 360 in the middle of the road, and 4 cops and a state trooper pulled him over. whatever, its been a long ass night and im trying to wind down.

 

[hamburglar]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
Why the hell do people are post "I'm SOOOOO drunk!" on here? Do they think it'll make them cool?

i think they're cool