Soon to be billionaire here! I have a great idea for a company rivaling Uber!

Braznor

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Uber allows passengers to order food as they go, but my ride service will be even better. In my ride service, customers will be able to hire hookers (though they might have to bring their own blow) Guess the name of my ride service. LUBER! So suck it ATOT, I will be in the 0.0001% club soon.
 
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JoeBleed

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I'm lead to believe that this is already an "option" by some cab drivers. it would stand to reason uber and lyft as well. you just have to find the shady ones i guess.
 

SKORPI0

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Might as well get rid of using people to drive their cars as taxis and invest on those self-driving cars (electric/solar powered/nuclear), more profit for you in the end. :p:D
 

BarkingGhostar

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I had this idea months ago. I guess the notion of it being original was false. I was thinking Buber or Tuber.
 

JoeBleed

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i just had a thought. OP, why don't you just man up and become a pimp. you get your workers lined up and have them drive cars around. setup a site for customers to schedule "rides". they come by, pickup the customer and drive off to do their thing. and then drop them off at their desired destination of choice.

Just my business idea. i hear by claim my internet copyrights, trademark, and general dibs on 10% of your profits.
 

shortylickens

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snoopy7548

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Aren't you the guy that banged some dude's wife and hid in your office because you thought he was going to beat you up?
 

ultimatebob

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... this predated uber by decades...

Or millennia for that matter. There is a reason why they call prostitution the "oldest profession".

It would be kinda funny if someone actually did a service like this in place like Amsterdam. You might be able to find your hookers AND your blow in those cars.