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Soo..T-rex ate coconuts you say?

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michaels

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http://www.scientificblogging.com/fish_feet/t_rex_ate_coconuts
A new museum in Petersburg, Kentucky greets visitors with a 20ft tall tumbling waterfall and at its base, mannequins of frolicking children play amongst dinosaurs. The Creation Museum, which cost $25 million to build, is home to many unusual sites: a diorama of ancient people overshadowed by a towering T. rex, Adam and Eve swimming in a river with giant reptiles, and even a scale model of Noah's Ark.

It seems Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into his vessel by only taking baby dinosaurs. Indeed, the ark has a detailed display of many animals happily boarding the boat: dinosaurs cavort with giraffes, penguins, hippos, and bears.

Museum guides tell visitors that before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise all of the dinosaurs were peaceful plant-eaters.

In Genesis 1:30 God gives ?green herb? to every creature to eat and so there were no predators. When a curious museum visitor asks, why exactly T. rex had six-inch long serrated teeth, the guides go on to explain that T. rex used his big teeth to open coconuts. Apparently it was only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise that the dinosaurs started to eat flesh.

My opinion: I think the people who built this museum are smoking a bit too much ?green herb?.
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Originally posted by: michaels
http://www.scientificblogging.com/fish_feet/t_rex_ate_coconuts
A new museum in Petersburg, Kentucky greets visitors with a 20ft tall tumbling waterfall and at its base, mannequins of frolicking children play amongst dinosaurs. The Creation Museum, which cost $25 million to build, is home to many unusual sites: a diorama of ancient people overshadowed by a towering T. rex, Adam and Eve swimming in a river with giant reptiles, and even a scale model of Noah's Ark.

It seems Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into his vessel by only taking baby dinosaurs. Indeed, the ark has a detailed display of many animals happily boarding the boat: dinosaurs cavort with giraffes, penguins, hippos, and bears.

Museum guides tell visitors that before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise all of the dinosaurs were peaceful plant-eaters.

In Genesis 1:30 God gives ?green herb? to every creature to eat and so there were no predators. When a curious museum visitor asks, why exactly T. rex had six-inch long serrated teeth, the guides go on to explain that T. rex used his big teeth to open coconuts. Apparently it was only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise that the dinosaurs started to eat flesh.

My opinion: I think the people who built this museum are smoking a bit too much ?green herb?.
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Fundamentalist Christians are fundamentally ill
 
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: michaels
http://www.scientificblogging.com/fish_feet/t_rex_ate_coconuts
A new museum in Petersburg, Kentucky greets visitors with a 20ft tall tumbling waterfall and at its base, mannequins of frolicking children play amongst dinosaurs. The Creation Museum, which cost $25 million to build, is home to many unusual sites: a diorama of ancient people overshadowed by a towering T. rex, Adam and Eve swimming in a river with giant reptiles, and even a scale model of Noah's Ark.

It seems Noah solved the problem of fitting dinosaurs into his vessel by only taking baby dinosaurs. Indeed, the ark has a detailed display of many animals happily boarding the boat: dinosaurs cavort with giraffes, penguins, hippos, and bears.

Museum guides tell visitors that before Adam and Eve were expelled from paradise all of the dinosaurs were peaceful plant-eaters.

In Genesis 1:30 God gives ?green herb? to every creature to eat and so there were no predators. When a curious museum visitor asks, why exactly T. rex had six-inch long serrated teeth, the guides go on to explain that T. rex used his big teeth to open coconuts. Apparently it was only after Adam and Eve sinned and were cast out of paradise that the dinosaurs started to eat flesh.

My opinion: I think the people who built this museum are smoking a bit too much ?green herb?.
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All fundamentalist's are fundamentally ill
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fixd
 
I think I could find a better way to blow twenty-five million, but whatever. Hmmm, that place is only a couple hours drive from me, I wonder what the admission price is? If just reading that article had me busting out laughing, then I wonder how funny a tour would be? And if they ask me for money to get in, I can tell them to have an intelligent being to create it out of thin air. 🙂
 
One of the science types of magazines (Discover? Smithsonian?) recently sent a reporter there "with an open mind." What he came away with was feeling sorry for the people running the place... It was like they were trying hard to believe something that they knew wasn't true, because according to their beliefs, as soon as they stopped believing, their faith would come crashing down.

Basically, the jist of it was that the people running the museum were kinda like the 7 year old who upon being told that Santa Claus isn't real invents all sorts of far fetched explanations which he really doesn't believe.
 
Originally posted by: Shawn
Brainwashing FTMFL
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Thaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuuu. I agree 100%. Gotta love Fundie Brainwashing...now 100% better and complete with diarrhea...er...diorama. :roll:
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Shawn
Brainwashing FTMFL
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Thaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuuu. I agree 100%. Gotta love Fundie Brainwashing...now 100% better and complete with diarrhea...er...diorama. :roll:
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Congrats - I know it must have been hard for you to find someone who shares the similar belief that teaching that all dinosaurs were friendly Jesus Horses is silly brainwashing. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Shawn
Brainwashing FTMFL
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Thaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuuu. I agree 100%. Gotta love Fundie Brainwashing...now 100% better and complete with diarrhea...er...diorama. :roll:
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Congrats - I know it must have been hard for you to find someone who shares the similar belief that teaching that all dinosaurs were friendly Jesus Horses is silly brainwashing. :laugh:
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I find your reply funny, actually. 😀 Possibly I misunderstood "FTMFL" as "All dinosaurs were friendly Jesus Horses"...I took it as "For the major "f"reaking loss!". 😉

My brother is a converted Fundie...and I've been around them a looong time. (I was raised Roman Catholic myself...as was my brother) so I know religion and it's BS beartraps.

Anyway....whatever...peace, love and lego blocks.
 
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