The TRUTH about TRINITRON LINES!
What Sony and the so-called "Trinitron Gang" don't want you to know. Hundreds have paid for this information with their lives! I can no longer sit in silence as these ignorant "wire" stories go around unchecked.
(Looking over shoulder...typing in haste...I think they're onto me)
Those "lines," as you so eloquently put it, serve a sole, sinister, purely evil purpose - one that Sony will stop at nothing, including bloodshed, to cover up.
They're dental floss!
That's right! It's a nefarious plot hatched in the back rooms and bordellos of Bangkok between the ADA (American Dental Association) and the elite of Sony's executive board to subliminally program all Trinitron users into performing inhuman acts of oral mundification. It's genocidal barbarism in its purest form. The poor fool Trinitron user doesn't even know what hit him before he finds himself flossing on a regular basis. Oh the humanity! If you'll listen to a Trinitron closely, you'll also hear a very muted, high-pitched whine. It's subliminal audio desensitizing the same poor, labotomized, drueling imbicile to the sounds of a dentists drill.
Sony is simply a front for the ADA and their death squads run by psychotic orthodontists and their DMD henchmen.
We're all doomed.
What Sony and the so-called "Trinitron Gang" don't want you to know. Hundreds have paid for this information with their lives! I can no longer sit in silence as these ignorant "wire" stories go around unchecked.
(Looking over shoulder...typing in haste...I think they're onto me)
Those "lines," as you so eloquently put it, serve a sole, sinister, purely evil purpose - one that Sony will stop at nothing, including bloodshed, to cover up.
They're dental floss!
That's right! It's a nefarious plot hatched in the back rooms and bordellos of Bangkok between the ADA (American Dental Association) and the elite of Sony's executive board to subliminally program all Trinitron users into performing inhuman acts of oral mundification. It's genocidal barbarism in its purest form. The poor fool Trinitron user doesn't even know what hit him before he finds himself flossing on a regular basis. Oh the humanity! If you'll listen to a Trinitron closely, you'll also hear a very muted, high-pitched whine. It's subliminal audio desensitizing the same poor, labotomized, drueling imbicile to the sounds of a dentists drill.
Sony is simply a front for the ADA and their death squads run by psychotic orthodontists and their DMD henchmen.
We're all doomed.
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