Songs from TV shows

[40Hands]

:music:Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?
Did it make you feel like cryin', or did you think it was kind of gay?
Well I, for one, believe in the ladder to heaven.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. 9-11
I said 9-11, 9-11, 9-11, Ni-hi, hi-hine___
Eleven.:music:

 

[nakedfrog]

:music: When there's a task that must be done
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout
Don't sob
Just do a half-assed joooooob
If you cut every corner it's really not so bad
Everybody does it, even mom and dad
If you cut every corner you'll have more time for play
It's the American waaaaay :music:

 

[Fritzo]

:music:Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

Straight'nin' the curve,
Flat'nin' the hills.
Someday the moutain might get 'em, but the law never will.

Makin' their way,
The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.:music:

YEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[KnickNut3]

:music:
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublia Khan
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take sh!t from an-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano dooooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.
:music:

P.S. The fact that you lose your entire message for the "censored word" filter is really shi... oh, you're not tricking me again, censors.

 

[40Hands]

:music:Miiis-suuus Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-
Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fvck! :music:

 

[squeeg22]

Wellllllllllllllllllllllll!

Kyles mom is a b!tch, she's a big fat b!tch,
she's the biggest b!tch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid b!tch if there ever was a b!tch,
she's a b!tch to all the boys and girls!

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest b!tch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old b!tch and she has stupid hair
She's a b!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch,
B!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch, b!tch,
She's a stupid b!tch!
Kyle's mom's a b!tch, and she's such a dirty b!tch
Kyle's Mom! She's a b!tch
Yeahhhhh...Shh-kah

 

[mobobuff]

:music: In the not too distant future,
somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals,
are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse,
and in her rocket ship she hunts him
all across the universe!

I'll get you!

I'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst, I can find,
he'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind!

Now keep in mind Mike can't control,
where the movies begin or end
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends

Robot Roll Call!

Cambot! [show yourself!]
Gypsy! [oh my stars!]
Tom Servo! [check me out!]
Crooooooow! [I'm different!]

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself
'It's just a show
I should really just relax'

For Mystery Science Theater 3000! :music:

 

[Rastus]

:music: Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with Farah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death-defying life I lead, I take my chances.
I die for a livin'in the movies and T.V.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leadin'ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging'my knees.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch,
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hay, hay.

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president but I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl,
But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,
I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smoth talker's kissin' my girl I'm kissin' dirt,
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt. :music:

 

[chuckywang]

Try and identify this one:

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
:music: In the not too distant future,
somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals,
are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse,
and in her rocket ship she hunts him
all across the universe!

I'll get you!

I'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst, I can find,
he'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind!

Now keep in mind Mike can't control,
where the movies begin or end
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends

Robot Roll Call!

Cambot! [show yourself!]
Gypsy! [oh my stars!]
Tom Servo! [check me out!]
Crooooooow! [I'm different!]

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself
'It's just a show
I should really just relax'

For Mystery Science Theater 3000! :music:

Joel > Mike
But, MST3K:The Movie > *

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Try and identify this one:

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

Tiny Toons?

 

[KLin]

Guess this tough one:

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!

We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.

Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?

Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.

We're Animanie,
Totally insaney

(alternate endings)
Here's the show's namey
Pinky and The Brainy
Come back, Shaney
The rain in Spainy
Cockamamie
Shirley MacLainey
How urbaney
Citizen Kaney
Andromeda Strainy
Where's Lon Chaney?
Eisenhower Mamie
Miss Cellany
Chicken Chow Meiny
Dana Delaney
No pain, no gainy
Hydroplaney
Money down the drainy
Penny Laney
Ehhh...
Tarzan and Janey
Novocainey
Here's the Flamey
Meet Mark Twainy
Presidential campaigny
Hunchback of Notre Damey
Bowling laney
Bangor, Mainey
Frasier Craney
Mister Haney
Quiche lorrainey
Lake Champlainy
High octaney
Public domainy

Cast : Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Easy, Walker: Texas Ranger. (To ChuckyWang)




KeyserSoze

 

[KeyserSoze]

:music:Some people stand in darkness
Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender is in sight.
Don't you worry, it's going to be all
right.

'Cause I'm always there,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear
I'll be there--forever and always
I'm always here.

'Cause I'm always there,
I won't let you out of my sight.
I'll be there--never you fear
I'll be there--forever and always
I'm always here. :music:




haha, that one should get me banned. Not because of the show itself, but because of who sang it!




KeyserSoze

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Easy, Walker: Texas Ranger. (To ChuckyWang)




KeyserSoze

Yep, sung by Chuck Norris himself.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Easy, Walker: Texas Ranger. (To ChuckyWang)


KeyserSoze

Yep, sung by Chuck Norris himself.

That fact that we both know that....ummm...let's keep this between us.



KeyserSoze

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Originally posted by: mobobuff
:music: In the not too distant future,
somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals,
are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman, whose name is Pearl,
an evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse,
and in her rocket ship she hunts him
all across the universe!

I'll get you!

I'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst, I can find,
he'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind!

Now keep in mind Mike can't control,
where the movies begin or end
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot friends

Robot Roll Call!

Cambot! [show yourself!]
Gypsy! [oh my stars!]
Tom Servo! [check me out!]
Crooooooow! [I'm different!]

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself
'It's just a show
I should really just relax'

For Mystery Science Theater 3000! :music:

Joel > Mike
But, MST3K:The Movie > *

Joel certainly had his qualities. But Mike can pull of character impersonations like no other. Remember all the times he played as Torgo? Hilarious. Then he did Steve Urkel in a later episode... and that kid from Teenage Strangler, "I didn't steal no bike, neither!".

 

[JonTom]

:music:
Like my loafers? Former gophers.
It was that or skin my chauffeur.

But a Greyhound Fur Tuxedo would be bestttt...
:music:

 

[Prong]

Originally posted by: Rastus
:music: Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with Farah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Fields, gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death-defying life I lead, I take my chances.
I die for a livin'in the movies and T.V.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leadin'ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging'my knees.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay.
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch,
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hay, hay.

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president but I've got the best first ladies.
Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see.
A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl,
But in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,
I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt.
While that smoth talker's kissin' my girl I'm kissin' dirt,
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt. :music:

I wondered if anyone else would have picked this one. I wonder whatever happened to Heather.