Son of a gun.

[shortylickens]

Passing my 9th stone.

The back pain last week was NOT from poor posture. It was a mother fucking chunk of rock in my guts.

Now I gotta deal with incompetent VA doctors, or even less competent Manassas doctors.

Fuck it, anybody know where I can get me some morphine, without hassle from an office visit?

 

[Arcadio]

BRB.. going to drink a tall glass of water.

 

[shortylickens]

BRB.. going to drink a tall glass of water.

Bitch please!
I drink a gallon a day. It dont fucking help.

 

[Imp]

Kidneys or gall? If you passed it, probably the first...

 

[IronWing]

Rhubarb, eat lots of rhubarb!

 

[shortylickens]

Kidneys or gall? If you passed it, probably the first...

KIDNEY, MAN!!
Good god this is my 9th thread on the subject. Wait.....

Can I maybe dig up all the old ones? That would be sweet. See a pattern or something.
In any case, if I recover this bastard you will all get some pics.

 

[pelov]

Please post pictures of the stone midair on its way to the toilet.

You'll also want to drink lots cranberry juice as it may decrease the likeliness of a urinary tract infection. All those jagged edges rumbling and tumbling about in your weinerhole might cause some damage.

 

[Mixolydian]

9 stones? You might want to see a doctor.

 

[Crono]

Let it never be said that shortylickens doesn't have the stones.

 

[shortylickens]

Please post pictures of the stone midair on its way to the toilet.

You'll also want to drink lots cranberry juice as it may decrease the likeliness of a urinary tract infection. All those jagged edges rumbling and tumbling about in your weinerhole might cause some damage.

That is true BUT, cranberry juice increases the likelihood of calcium stones forming in the kidneys.

True story.

 

[dennilfloss]

Just read a few of your posts. Should have a nice numbing effect.

j/k Hope your pain goes away soon.

 

[shortylickens]

Just read a few of your posts. Should have a nice numbing effect.

j/k Hope your pain goes away soon.

I will kick you in the balls.

 

[pelov]

That is true BUT, cranberry juice increases the likelihood of calcium stones forming in the kidneys.

True story.

Infection > minimal increase for more stones years down the line

Drinking cranberry juice for a few days isn't going to cause any more stones, especially considering you're already drinking quite a bit of water. And think about it this way: You don't want to lose your weiner, do you? I didn't think so. Now go buy some cranberry juice while I buy some Ocean Spray stock.

 

[cthulhu]

I feel your pain. I've had 8 myself. I take allopurinol. I know that depends on what your stones are made of. My last one was to big to pass. I had to have Shockwave lithotripsy. That was fun.

 

[Iron Woode]

passing a kidney stone is about the most painful thing anyone can experience. For those who have never had one you have no idea of the agony involved.

 

[Paratus]

9 stone?! That's 180 lbs!

Jk. Although I'm sure it feels that big.

 

[KlokWyze]

Passing my 9th stone.

The back pain last week was NOT from poor posture. It was a mother fucking chunk of rock in my guts.

Now I gotta deal with incompetent VA doctors, or even less competent Manassas doctors.

Fuck it, anybody know where I can get me some morphine, without hassle from an office visit?

Ouch. Stay away from Manassas. Didn't realize you were so close. I'm right over in Centreville. We should have a stone passing party or something?!?!? :biggrin:

 

[darkxshade]

Didn't you have a pic on one of your earlier threads, it was placed next to a dime or something?

Look at the bright side, things tend to happen in 3's so you're done...


Until you get another, then you have 2 more to look forward to after that. :biggrin:

 

[shortylickens]

Gonna hit up the ER today on the VA's dime. But not the Manassas ER. That place is shit. Maybe the fair oaks ER after class.

 

[Colt45]

I had one once.. never had pain from the kidneys down, but from the bladder out seemed to take a long time and hurt like fuck.

Lay off tums and shit like that if you use it. Guess it depends what the stone is made out of, can be different kinds / causes

 

[Azraele]

Have the stones been analyzed to see what they're composed of/maybe find a cause? if you have a cause then maybe you can fine tune prevention methods.

 

[manimal]

Take care shorty. That is some serious pain your dealing with. Hang in there man.

 

[squirrel dog]

ShortOne,if you were an Native American,to your people you would be known as "NineStones". Think about it .

 

[RearAdmiral]

Sorry man

 

[AdamK47]

You need help from John Coffey.