Sometimes when I drink a Guinness, I feel like...

[brxndxn]

Sometimes when I drink a Guinness, I feel like I'm...

... eating a ribeye steak.
... giving myself an oil change.
... having interracial sex.
... stealing a little piece of heaven for my own personal use on Earth.


Guinness is great... how do you feel when you drink a Guinness?*

*Any posts not strictly praising the nector of the gods that is Guinness is off-topic and not fit to be here.

 

[bolomite]

please explain the third one

 

[Corporate Thug]

i dont drink Guinness

 

[Spoooon]

Guinness reminds me of cold, bitter, coffee.

 

[brxndxn]

please explain the third one

I'm a white dude.. and Guinness is as black as they come.

 

[Soybomb]

" giving myself an oil change" Is that a euphemism for masturbation I've never heard of?
And its really nothing like eating a steak either.

I enjoy guinness but I feel like I'm being ripped off paying $2 for really a medicore stout

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

please explain the third one

I'm a white dude.. and Guinness is as black as they come.

sex is sex. white girls, asian girls, black girls, they all share a common sex organ. pussy is pussy, regardless of race.

 

[DogFromDuckhunt]

He is white. The beer is very dark, some would call it black in color. He likens drinking Guinness to sex. Black+white+sex = interracial sex.

I didn't really find the joke that funny, but come on, it wasn't that hard to figure out.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: brxndxn

please explain the third one

I'm a white dude.. and Guinness is as black as they come.

sex is sex. white girls, asian girls, black girls, they all share a common sex organ. pussy is pussy, regardless of race.

He's referring to color, not pussy. Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[sparkyclarky]

I don't mind Guinness, but I've had much better beers.

 

guinness is good....but theres better stouts out there.
one of my favorites is Black Hawk Stout

I only drink it when I don't have time to run to the liquor store after getting groceries.

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: DogFromDuckhunt
He is white. The beer is very dark, some would call it black in color. He likens drinking Guinness to sex. Black+white+sex = interracial sex.

I didn't really find the joke that funny, but come on, it wasn't that hard to figure out.

it is hard to figure out, especially when you just finished off a bottle of Kettle One.

 

[PanzerIV]

I don't drink Guinness but I've had interracial sex plenty of times. Does that count?

 

[mpitts]

I feel..

satisfied.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: bolomite
please explain the third one

Maybe he's telling us what he does with the bottle afterwards...

 

[PunDogg]

When I drink Guinness, I feel like

I am Irish(i am indian)

Dogg

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

please explain the third one

I'm a white dude.. and Guinness is as black as they come.

it's more of a really dark Ruby..

Arthur Guinness said so...



On topic - I Feel like I'm back home in Dublin..

 

[CraigRT]

i just like the taste

 

[Gyrene]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Sometimes when I drink a Guinness, I feel like I'm...

... eating a ribeye steak.
... giving myself an oil change.
... having interracial sex.
... stealing a little piece of heaven for my own personal use on Earth.


Guinness is great... how do you feel when you drink a Guinness?*

*Any posts not strictly praising the nector of the gods that is Guinness is off-topic and not fit to be here.

Praise be to you! Guinness is the ultimate drink...when I'm not drinking Guinness, I'm usually drinking Black Douglass Ale.

 

[kage69]

Maybe he's telling us what he does with the bottle afterwards...

Bwahahaha!

Yeah, that 3rd one doesn't work too well. Dude, it's all the same color where it counts.




...and if by some chance it isn't? RUN.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: brxndxn

please explain the third one

I'm a white dude.. and Guinness is as black as they come.

sex is sex. white girls, asian girls, black girls, they all share a common sex organ. pussy is pussy, regardless of race.

He's referring to color, not pussy. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Oh. I was under the impression that he wanted to be taken from behind by a black man.

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Originally posted by: Linux23

it is hard to figure out, especially when you just finished off a bottle of Kettle One.

Maybe if you spelled it right I would believe you.

 

[Kev]

that stuff is so good. i can't pound regular beer which is supposedly lighter, but i can inhale guinness after guinness. so smooth...

 

[JSClark]

When I drink a Guiness, I think "Nice! Meal in a can!!"

/me raises his pint to this thread... cheers!

 

[JSClark]

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage

Originally posted by: Linux23

it is hard to figure out, especially when you just finished off a bottle of Kettle One.

Maybe if you spelled it right I would believe you.

Um, its KETEL ONE!!

sheesh.. only real alcoholics know how to spell it!