Sometimes, just sometimes, the sun shines on an angry midget.

[shortylickens]

My physical therapist is a nice MILF.
She figured out my problem and came up with a treatment plan right away.

Also, the USPS finally delivered my new phone, and its just swell!

 

[nakedfrog]

Sounds like that's not all that's swell.

 

[HomerJS]

My physical therapist is a nice MILF.
She figured out my problem and came up with a treatment plan right away.

Also, the USPS finally delivered my new phone, and its just swell!

Hopefully the cops don't execute a bust during one of your "treatments"

 

[Captante]

My physical therapist is a nice MILF

 

[Captante]

whoops

 

[Torn Mind]

Asked for a happy ending?

 

[BoomerD]

Karma is just setting you up for a severe kick in the nuts.

 

[shortylickens]

Karma is just setting you up for a severe kick in the nuts.

Thats probably why people have been abusive and hostile to me since I was 3. And my mother got cancer and I watched her slowly get weaker and sicker every day until she died. And I keep losing jobs. And women hate me.

now, what I did BEFORE I was 3 is unknown. Must have shot Ghandi or something.

 

[waffleironhead]

You're not just an angry midget, you're our angry midget.

 

[MrSquished]

You're not just an angry midget, you're our angry midget.

He's a fantastic midget behind the keyboard!

 

[BarkingGhostar]

It ain't easy getting angry midget pics, but if that's your thing ...

 

[olds]

The title sounds like a great opening line for a book.

 

[brianmanahan]

The title sounds like a great opening line for a book.

"call me shorty"

 

[shortylickens]

I did the home exercises. They're not too tough but I started with the medium resistance band. We'll see if I get stronger and the pain ends. If not, may need surgery later this year.

 

[pete6032]

Delete

 

[MrSquished]

How short are you and what is your ailment?

 

[brianmanahan]

Delete

DELET THIS

 

[igor_kavinski]

We'll see if I get stronger and the pain ends. If not, may need surgery later this year.

Back pain? Just sleep on a flat hard surface (bedsheet on the floor works). You will feel a lot better in a week or so.

 

[BudAshes]

Am I the only one that thought this was going to be about perineum sunning?