Something to unify us in troubling times.

[realibrad]

Hiding the bacon roll?

Oh god, I think I like the image of a strip of bacon better than a roll.

 

[Victorian Gray]

[words spanking the troll left out for the important part of the message]

That said, I think we can all agree that Canadian Bacon is a Pinko Canuck travesty foisted on us by our socialist neighbors to the north!

Take off, eh. Ya hoser.

 

[whm1974]

Take off, eh. Ya hoser.

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I would love to get real Canadian peameal bacon and not the fake stuff sold as such.

 

[Victorian Gray]

I'd be going to a country where many come to America for treatment, where LGBT people are treated the same as my country (good!), and the ruling party does what is best for their country while upholding democratic principals and western ideals (like my country). You just have better weed laws and less illegal immigration.

Luckily, we also don't have *you* troll boy.

 

[Victorian Gray]

Fuck PETA. They're irrelevant.

They're a death cult that doesn't actually give a shit about animals.

 

[whm1974]

They're a death cult that doesn't actually give a shit about animals.

I thought they worshiped animals.

 

[Victorian Gray]

I get over it by reminding myself that cows have no idea what the fuck is going on around them or what is being done to them. They really are meat popsicles.

Yeah, not really.

 

[Victorian Gray]

I thought it was salami you hid.

Yeah, you *never* hide bacon.








Unless you want to keep it all for yourself.

 

[Victorian Gray]

I would love to get real Canadian peameal bacon and not the fake stuff sold as such.

I feel for ya. I'm a Canadian. I've been eating it since before I had teeth.

 

[whm1974]

I feel for ya. I'm a Canadian. I've been eating it since before I had teeth.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't peameal bacon made from tenderloin?

 

[Victorian Gray]

I thought they worshiped animals.

I suppose that in a sick sort of way they kind of do.

It's a sad group of people with some really twisted beliefs.

You should google the kill rates in their animal shelters.

 

[Victorian Gray]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't peameal bacon made from tenderloin?

"wet-cured pork loin from the back of the hog that has been trimmed of fat and rolled in cornmeal, creating a yellow crust. Originally, it was rolled in crushed yellow peas, hence the name peameal."

Some cool history

https://www.foodnetwork.ca/shows/great-canadian-cookbook/blog/the-history-of-canadian-peameal-bacon/

 

[GodisanAtheist]

PETA trying desperately to remain relevant in a world that has largely forgotten them.

Let's go full deep state on this one: PETA is a false flag organization secretly funded and lead by the USDA, a captured agency of the farming and dairy agro-industrial complex, in order to make Americans biased against veganism and buy more delicious animal flesh products.

How'd I do?

 

[whm1974]

PETA trying desperately to remain relevant in a world that has largely forgotten them.

Let's go full deep state on this one: PETA is a false flag organization secretly funded and lead by the USDA, a captured agency of the farming and dairy agro-industrial complex, in order to make Americans biased against veganism and buy more delicious animal flesh products.

How'd I do?

I actually meet card carding members of PETA before. They strongly believe in that nonsense.

 

[allisolm]

Are vegans asking us to just stop using animal idioms cold turkey?

 

[sdifox]

Henceforth I shall refer to bacon as "vegan heart"

 

[Perknose]

Are vegans asking us to just stop using animal idioms cold turkey?

The problem with the subsequent "outrage" in this humor thread is the conflation of idiot fringe extremists with all vegans.

To be sure, veganism is one of those personal stances that attracts a not insignificant number of folks who will make an angry religion out of anything. And, of course, these blighters, just like proselytizing fundamentalists or your Fox News-infused, semi-senile Uncle, seize the loudest megaphone to let YOU know how wrong YOU are.

People like this wish to export their inner unhappiness onto you. My best advice is to ignore them, but also not to conflate such folks with quietly committed vegans, general people of faith, or principled conservatives.

Edit: Doh! Missed the "cold turkey" pun in the post I was responding to!

 

[zinfamous]

"wet-cured pork loin from the back of the hog that has been trimmed of fat and rolled in cornmeal, creating a yellow crust. Originally, it was rolled in crushed yellow peas, hence the name peameal."

Some cool history

https://www.foodnetwork.ca/shows/great-canadian-cookbook/blog/the-history-of-canadian-peameal-bacon/

bacon is pork belly. All you guys do is make ham or tenderloin, and call it bacon!

 

[realibrad]

The problem with the subsequent "outrage" in this humor thread is the conflation of idiot fringe extremists with all vegans.

To be sure, veganism is one of those personal stances that attracts a not insignificant number of folks who will make an angry religion out of anything. And, of course, these blighters, just like proselytizing fundamentalists or your Fox News-infused, semi-senile Uncle, seize the loudest megaphone to let YOU know how wrong YOU are.

People like this wish to export their inner unhappiness onto you. My best advice is to ignore them, but also not to conflate such folks with quietly committed vegans, general people of faith, or principled conservatives.

Edit: Doh! Missed the "cold turkey" pun in the post I was responding to!

Other than slow, who in this thread is just not having some fun? Where are the people conflating fringe extremists with all vegans?

 

[whm1974]

Other than slow, who in this thread is just not having some fun? Where are the people conflating fringe extremists with all vegans?

I'm having fun. Then again I have making fun of groups like PETA for years now.

 

[realibrad]

I'm having fun. Then again I have making fun of groups like PETA for years now.

As well as you should. They do some silly things. We both agree there are things we feel should be different, but, PETA does some dumb things such as this. I'm interested to see if he responds, but, I doubt he will.

 

[sdifox]

I'm having fun. Then again I have making fun of groups like PETA for years now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_for_the_Ethical_Treatment_of_Animals_v._Doughney

 

[realibrad]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_for_the_Ethical_Treatment_of_Animals_v._Doughney

Not bad. I don't think it would have been worth my time and trouble, but, it was funny to read at least.

 

[whm1974]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_for_the_Ethical_Treatment_of_Animals_v._Doughney

Speak of that, I have heard the PETA or a member reported someone for killing a common rat for animal cruelty.

 

[whm1974]

I wonder how quick a member of PETA will changed their views if they were in an environment that they had to kill an animal for food or starve?