Something to think about..

mrCide

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Another one in my old files..

Q1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.

Q2:
It is time to elect the world leader and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A
He associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

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Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
 

MrCodeDude

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Seriously, I'd probably vote for Churchill. Why? Because Roosevelt was already president and no one liked him.. And what Hitler did is never going to be forgiven, so I'd rather have a guy who sleeps until noon (like I do) and has been kicked oout of the office.
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Capn

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Hitler was a bum too, slept until noon didn't start meetings till after lunch. I wouldn't have voted for any of em.