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quakefiend420

quakefiend420

Lifer
everyone's gf is either leaving them or cheating on them...or bothering them enough to post about it...hell, i kinda feel like i should post one now 😉
 
Originally posted by: Nomada
My Girlfriend is attatched to me...we should see a Doctor about that soon.
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I bought mine a pager. That way, i can page her and she can call me back wherever she is. ya know....cause i love her and stuff.

 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Nomada
My Girlfriend is attatched to me...we should see a Doctor about that soon.
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I bought mine a pager. That way, i can page her and she can call me back wherever she is. ya know....cause i love her and stuff.
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no cell phone?

cheapass 😛
 
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Nomada
My Girlfriend is attatched to me...we should see a Doctor about that soon.
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I bought mine a pager. That way, i can page her and she can call me back wherever she is. ya know....cause i love her and stuff.
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no cell phone?

cheapass 😛
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How do you think she calls me? The pager is implanted into her hip though...so she can't "forget it" or leave it at home.
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Nomada
My Girlfriend is attatched to me...we should see a Doctor about that soon.
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I bought mine a pager. That way, i can page her and she can call me back wherever she is. ya know....cause i love her and stuff.
Click to expand...

no cell phone?

cheapass 😛
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How do you think she calls me? The pager is implanted into her hip though...so she can't "forget it" or leave it at home.
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:shocked:
 
young women are not willing to commit
thats why the leaving and cheating.

at least I know this wasn't too common during my parents days
 
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
everyone's gf is either leaving them or cheating on them...or bothering them enough to post about it...hell, i kinda feel like i should post one now 😉
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i was thinking the same thing.

i almost made a YAGT/YART this morning but i'll save the flames for this friday when i am LITERALLY doing nothing here at work except watching movies.
 
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
everyone's gf is either leaving them or cheating on them...or bothering them enough to post about it...hell, i kinda feel like i should post one now 😉
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It's the weather, man! Warm weather = Less Clothing = More horny people doing stuff that they wouldn't otherwise do.

Geez, man... don't they teach about hormones in Health and Biology class anymore? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
I just finished degaussing my girlfriend and now I'm no longer attracted to her.
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teh funnay.


Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ajayjuneja
Spring is ending, mating season is over? So it's time to find a new mate?
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yeh, school's out, it's summer. people tend to get HORNEY especially with all teh hot girls in teh short skirtz and ba-keenys.
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RE-Fixed
 
go ahead OP, post your own YAGT :thumbsup: 😉

here's my fake YAGT based on what i've seen so far...

ok guys. i need help on this one. i feel so downtrodden and used. my worls has darkened and my PSP batteries are low. 🙁 here's how it began.
i was driving down Santa Monica in my Audi TT when my cell phone rang. it was my g/f. she had just finished a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret and was heading over to Starbucks and wanted to meet me there. i kicked the Audi into overdrive and outran 8 cops on the way, GTA:SA style.
so like, i walk into Starbucks and see my girl sitting on a cozy loveseat with another girl. she was smokin' too, but slightly less hot that my girl. i grabbed a triple mocha and sat down at the chair next to the loveseat. they were giggling away and having fun, so i asked them what was so funny.
apparently during the shoot, the mood got pretty playful because some of the shots were of the models wearing nothing but these angel wings and white thongs in a candle-lit setting. pretty hot i know. i'm used to it, i've been on location many times and have no problem keeping things under control if you know what i mean. 😉
well, wouldn't you know that back in the dressing room after the shoot, my girl and Sadie (her friend on the loveseat) got a little playful and curious and began to touch one another. things got pretty hot before all was said and done.
so i'm sitting next to them listening to this story, but i cannot help but feel cheated. i have been talking to my girl on the phone and dating her for 3 months now and i really feel like she is the one. why would she do this to me?!?! i thought i would be turned on if this ever happened but it is really bothering me. what should i do? i'm just hurt and all i can do is sleep. the light of the monitor is all that illuminates my spacious studio apartment overlooking the Pacific.
help me guys, you're the only help that i have and i kn0w that your advice is teh g0od. thx all 🙁
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
go ahead OP, post your own YAGT :thumbsup: 😉

here's my fake YAGT based on what i've seen so far...

ok guys. i need help on this one. i feel so downtrodden and used. my worls has darkened and my PSP batteries are low. 🙁 here's how it began.
i was driving down Santa Monica in my Audi TT when my cell phone rang. it was my g/f. she had just finished a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret and was heading over to Starbucks and wanted to meet me there. i kicked the Audi into overdrive and outran 8 cops on the way, GTA:SA style.
so like, i walk into Starbucks and see my girl sitting on a cozy loveseat with another girl. she was smokin' too, but slightly less hot that my girl. i grabbed a triple mocha and sat down at the chair next to the loveseat. they were giggling away and having fun, so i asked them what was so funny.
apparently during the shoot, the mood got pretty playful because some of the shots were of the models wearing nothing but these angel wings and white thongs in a candle-lit setting. pretty hot i know. i'm used to it, i've been on location many times and have no problem keeping things under control if you know what i mean. 😉
well, wouldn't you know that back in the dressing room after the shoot, my girl and Sadie (her friend on the loveseat) got a little playful and curious and began to touch one another. things got pretty hot before all was said and done.
so i'm sitting next to them listening to this story, but i cannot help but feel cheated. i have been talking to my girl on the phone and dating her for 3 months now and i really feel like she is the one. why would she do this to me?!?! i thought i would be turned on if this ever happened but it is really bothering me. what should i do? i'm just hurt and all i can do is sleep. the light of the monitor is all that illuminates my spacious studio apartment overlooking the Pacific.
help me guys, you're the only help that i have and i kn0w that your advice is teh g0od. thx all 🙁
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That's pretty accurate... you just need to make it about double the length, and then add in a bunch of ATOTers who actually believe your obvious shens...

-Max
 
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