Something I have always pondered........

Aquaman

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You know how on a cold day you breath out and a cloud of smoke comes streaming out of your mouth?

Well I always wondered............ what if....... on a cold night............ you pull down your pants and blow a fart............. will there be a stream of mist coming out of your butt?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

PHiuR

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
You know how on a cold day you breath out and a cloud of smoke comes streaming out of your mouth?

Well I always wondered............ what if....... on a cold night............ you pull down your pants and blow a fart............. will there be a stream of mist coming out of your butt?

Cheers,
Aquaman

yes
 

Aquaman

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Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: Aquaman
You know how on a cold day you breath out and a cloud of smoke comes streaming out of your mouth?

Well I always wondered............ what if....... on a cold night............ you pull down your pants and blow a fart............. will there be a stream of mist coming out of your butt?

Cheers,
Aquaman

yes

Personal experience?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

PHiuR

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: Aquaman
You know how on a cold day you breath out and a cloud of smoke comes streaming out of your mouth?

Well I always wondered............ what if....... on a cold night............ you pull down your pants and blow a fart............. will there be a stream of mist coming out of your butt?

Cheers,
Aquaman

yes

Personal experience?

Cheers,
Aquaman

no, it would just make sense that it would be seen because its warmer than the air outside?
 

Aquaman

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Hmmmm......... butt is there enough humidity in the butt to make the moisture cloud?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

FreshFish

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Hmmmm......... butt is there enough humidity in the butt to make the moisture cloud?

Cheers,
Aquaman

hell yes

when you pee in the butts, does steam rise out? If not, then the butt is as warm as the pee. When you pee on a cold day, your pee gives off steam, therefore if the butt is as warm as the pee then it will put out steam on a cold day. right?
 

Aquaman

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Originally posted by: FreshFish
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Hmmmm......... butt is there enough humidity in the butt to make the moisture cloud?

Cheers,
Aquaman

hell yes

when you pee in the butts, does steam rise out? If not, then the butt is as warm as the pee. When you pee on a cold day, your pee gives off steam, therefore if the butt is as warm as the pee then it will put out steam on a cold day. right?

Butt what if you don't pee in the butt first?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

FreshFish

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: FreshFish
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Hmmmm......... butt is there enough humidity in the butt to make the moisture cloud?

Cheers,
Aquaman

hell yes

when you pee in the butts, does steam rise out? If not, then the butt is as warm as the pee. When you pee on a cold day, your pee gives off steam, therefore if the butt is as warm as the pee then it will put out steam on a cold day. right?

Butt what if you don't pee in the butt first?

Cheers,
Aquaman

Why wouldn't you?
 

Aquaman

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Originally posted by: FreshFish
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: FreshFish
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Hmmmm......... butt is there enough humidity in the butt to make the moisture cloud?

Cheers,
Aquaman

hell yes

when you pee in the butts, does steam rise out? If not, then the butt is as warm as the pee. When you pee on a cold day, your pee gives off steam, therefore if the butt is as warm as the pee then it will put out steam on a cold day. right?

Butt what if you don't pee in the butt first?

Cheers,
Aquaman

Why wouldn't you?

Why (and for that matter how) do you pee in your own butt?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

imported_Tick

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But still, anything gaseous that's expeled from the body is going to have a fair amount of water vapor in it.
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: Tick
But still, anything gaseous that's expeled from the body is going to have a fair amount of water vapor in it.

This is true. However, a fart may be expelled too quickly from the anus to condensate in the air, the speed of emission would cool the gas too quickly to produce any noticeable steam. Just like if you were to pucker your lips and blow rather quickly, it wouldn't produce the steam you are familiar with on those cold wintry nights. Rather, those are emitted from your mouth during steady breathing, with a relatively wide-open mouth (whereas the anus is signficantly smaller). We will also have to keep in mind that the sigmoid colon and rectum contain far less moisture than the throat and oral structure, which are constantly producing saliva.
 

The Green Bean

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Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: PHiuR
Originally posted by: Aquaman
You know how on a cold day you breath out and a cloud of smoke comes streaming out of your mouth?

Well I always wondered............ what if....... on a cold night............ you pull down your pants and blow a fart............. will there be a stream of mist coming out of your butt?

Cheers,
Aquaman

yes

Personal experience?

Cheers,
Aquaman

no, it would just make sense that it would be seen because its warmer than the air outside?

wierd becuase all my farts are warmner than the outside air, yet none makes smoke :(
 

puffff

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Tick
But still, anything gaseous that's expeled from the body is going to have a fair amount of water vapor in it.

This is true. However, a fart may be expelled too quickly from the anus to condensate in the air, the speed of emission would cool the gas too quickly to produce any noticeable steam. Just like if you were to pucker your lips and blow rather quickly, it wouldn't produce the steam you are familiar with on those cold wintry nights. Rather, those are emitted from your mouth during steady breathing, with a relatively wide-open mouth (whereas the anus is signficantly smaller). We will also have to keep in mind that the sigmoid colon and rectum contain far less moisture than the throat and oral structure, which are constantly producing saliva.

Someone is spending too much time thinking about this...

funny though :thumbsup: