something funny for a change

[Kewlb]

I was surfing the web, like always, when a page I wanted was not there. Now the page I wanted had some source code on it I REALLY needed and was going to make my life a lot more simple, however it was gone. The 404 error page though, was quite amusing and did make me forget, for awhile, how much I actually needed that page to be up. LINK HERE

 

[RSI]

heh...

-RSI

 

[hungrypete]

hehe ive seen some other good ones that hit on you, etc.

 

[BUNTER78]

that is a classic charater from hitchikers guide....

 

[hungrypete]

<< that is a classic charater from hitchikers guide.... >>



haha is that supposed to be marvin?

 

[kikokam]

a bit long.... i can get depressed for reading something that long....!

 

[jpsj82]

from the source

"The requested document is totally fake.",
'No /404 here.',
"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two effing weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
"Two weeks of information overload,",
"and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed."

 

[piku]

I'm still quite fond of Be's hiakus

 

[MikeO]

<< And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh? >>



That server has some attitude problems

 

[kru]

that was funny

loved the reference to marvin the paranoid android