The Something Awful Test
1. Do you have stairs in your house?
Yes.
I am protected.
No.
2. Who is Pele?
Internet attention whore.
An awesome soccer player
3. Who authors the "True Tales of Shocking Horror: ______ " threads?
bigpeeler
TheSwami
Hakan
4. FYAD is...
****** You and Die
A copy and paste extravaganza!
Oh god don't go in there.
5. E/N actually stands for...
Everything/Nothing
oh god how did this get here i am not good with relationships
Entertainment/News
6. Who's gay?
Ellis D
DramaLlama
Lowtax
7. Fark is...
another internet forum
totally unfunny in every way
the catchphrase headquaters of the new millenium
8. Name your favorite image of those below.
Pancake rabbit
kittenpile
lemonparty
anything NWS, really
9. Do you know it's a Hakan thread when you begin reading it?
Yes
No- but I do by the end, of course.
No, and who's Hakan?
10. PETA stands for....
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
11. Hey, I heard Jon Stewart is a goon- confirm/deny?
Yes, he is! He must be!
No- he's too busy for us
12. ******, somebody posted what I was going to say while I submitted mine. I guess that means...
c: u,m
I EAT ****** AND ****** DANIEL BOONE
e: f; b
13. The internet is...
My ultimate addiction
A fun place to ****** around on!
Serious Business.
Completely useless. I never use it, myself.
14. I have been to a goonmeet this many times:
0, nobody's around here!
1-3
4-7
8 or more, or I go to a recurring meet every year (like GoonCamp or GoonCon)
15. Are you an internet superstar like me?
Yes, of course- people love me and quote all of my posts
I've been on probation once
I've been banned several times
1. Do you have stairs in your house?
Yes.
I am protected.
No.
2. Who is Pele?
Internet attention whore.
An awesome soccer player
3. Who authors the "True Tales of Shocking Horror: ______ " threads?
bigpeeler
TheSwami
Hakan
4. FYAD is...
****** You and Die
A copy and paste extravaganza!
Oh god don't go in there.
5. E/N actually stands for...
Everything/Nothing
oh god how did this get here i am not good with relationships
Entertainment/News
6. Who's gay?
Ellis D
DramaLlama
Lowtax
7. Fark is...
another internet forum
totally unfunny in every way
the catchphrase headquaters of the new millenium
8. Name your favorite image of those below.
Pancake rabbit
kittenpile
lemonparty
anything NWS, really
9. Do you know it's a Hakan thread when you begin reading it?
Yes
No- but I do by the end, of course.
No, and who's Hakan?
10. PETA stands for....
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
11. Hey, I heard Jon Stewart is a goon- confirm/deny?
Yes, he is! He must be!
No- he's too busy for us
12. ******, somebody posted what I was going to say while I submitted mine. I guess that means...
c: u,m
I EAT ****** AND ****** DANIEL BOONE
e: f; b
13. The internet is...
My ultimate addiction
A fun place to ****** around on!
Serious Business.
Completely useless. I never use it, myself.
14. I have been to a goonmeet this many times:
0, nobody's around here!
1-3
4-7
8 or more, or I go to a recurring meet every year (like GoonCamp or GoonCon)
15. Are you an internet superstar like me?
Yes, of course- people love me and quote all of my posts
I've been on probation once
I've been banned several times