something amusing about plasma donation

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lyssword

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Yesterday I donated plasma for the first time in my life (hoping to get a little money). What plasma donation is, basically they harvest the "life force" from the blood, which contains all kinds of proteins, hormones, nutrients (including cholesterol :p ) etc to make drugs or help some sick people somehow.

Anyways, everything went smoothly, donated standard amount, which is probably about 2 cola cans worth of stuff (and they replace lost volume with fluids of course).

I'm a "healthy as fuck" 24 year old male, so usually seeing a nice butt on a woman is enough to give me boner and I whack off 3-4x a day. Apparently, I found out on wikipedia that plasma also contains testosterone (any med students, confirm?) , and I probably lost a good amount of it.

So anyways, tried looking at porn and it's weird, I don't feel horny at all, I can't even sustain a wood, probably even if hottest woman in the world walked in right now naked I wouldn't get a boner (well maybe a tiny bit ).

I just find it hilarious, so that's what it's like to have low testosterone? On the other hand (no pun intended), maybe this will help in some ways, to focus on other things to do :p Besides, I'm sure in a day or 2 I will return to normal.

That's all, folks.
 
Appledrop

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probably youre over thinking, i dont think a little bit of blood will drain all your test? or wait.. they take everything from the blood, just leaving the bare minimum? maybe then.. dont know how it works!
i do i have pretty much zero testosterone due to steroid abuse, and currently none whatosever (i rely on drugs to replace what i cant make and am waiting for a shipment) and yeah, pretty much.. zero sex drive... gosh i hope my drugs come soon..
 
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Have some caffeine, you should feel the effect a lot more than usual.
 
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lyssword

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imported_Money said:
probably youre over thinking, i dont think a little bit of blood will drain all your test? or wait.. they take everything from the blood, just leaving the bare minimum? maybe then.. dont know how it works!
i do i have pretty much zero testosterone due to steroid abuse, and currently none whatosever (i rely on drugs to replace what i cant make and am waiting for a shipment) and yeah, pretty much.. zero sex drive... gosh i hope my drugs come soon..
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Yes, I believe they take everything except for red blood cells (because those take couple months to regenerate compared to couple days vs everything else). But I'm sure I still have probably at least 1/4 of my original plasma left too. And ouch, yea it's pretty bad when u can't produce testosterone on your own. Does that stop permanently or there's a chance that in couple years it will come back?
 
Ns1

Ns1

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the real question is did you get paid for your life force?
 
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spidey07

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I gave plasma a lot in college and never had this problem. Although you did get your buzz on VERY quickly after you give.
 
Kirby

Kirby

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I've done it a few times. It wasn't really worth it past the first week. Here they pay you $40 for your first day, then $60 if you come in within the week. After that, it starts at $20, and goes up only to $40 or so, but you still have to come twice a week to get the $40.
 
Locut0s

Locut0s

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nkgreen said:
I've done it a few times. It wasn't really worth it past the first week. Here they pay you $40 for your first day, then $60 if you come in within the week. After that, it starts at $20, and goes up only to $40 or so, but you still have to come twice a week to get the $40.
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That actually doesn't sound too bad if you need some quick supplementary cash. For example 20 to 40 gets you a nice dinner out for one. Hmm I'll have to look into this. Wouldn't make it a regular thing or anything but might be nice for a month or two. Besides, would feel good to help out.
 
Hacp

Hacp

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No donation centers near me. I've tried to call every place near me but they aren't accepting donations. Don't they have millions of lives to save?
 
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xSauronx

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Hacp said:
No donation centers near me. I've tried to call every place near me but they aren't accepting donations. Don't they have millions of lives to save?
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im told the ones in my area have so many people (the nearby uni has 28,000 students) lined up most of the time that its not even worth going.

/poor, but not desperate enough to sell my own blood
 
911paramedic

911paramedic

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If it's used by your body you will find it in your bloodstream. Losing your drive is something else, I doubt it's due to your donation.
 
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KK

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Maybe you should look at naked guy pics. It may have turned you gay.
 
Meghan54

Meghan54

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You know that by selling your plasma, you just allowed Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
 
D1gger

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lyssword said:
*nsfw-ish



Yesterday I donated plasma for the first time in my life (hoping to get a little money). What plasma donation is, basically they harvest the "life force" from the blood, which contains all kinds of proteins, hormones, nutrients (including cholesterol :p ) etc to make drugs or help some sick people somehow.

Anyways, everything went smoothly, donated standard amount, which is probably about 2 cola cans worth of stuff (and they replace lost volume with fluids of course).

I'm a "healthy as fuck" 24 year old male, so usually seeing a nice butt on a woman is enough to give me boner and I whack off 3-4x a day. Apparently, I found out on wikipedia that plasma also contains testosterone (any med students, confirm?) , and I probably lost a good amount of it.

So anyways, tried looking at porn and it's weird, I don't feel horny at all, I can't even sustain a wood, probably even if hottest woman in the world walked in right now naked I wouldn't get a boner (well maybe a tiny bit ).

I just find it hilarious, so that's what it's like to have low testosterone? On the other hand (no pun intended), maybe this will help in some ways, to focus on other things to do :p Besides, I'm sure in a day or 2 I will return to normal.

That's all, folks.
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I think they drained all of your heterosexuality. Try gay porn.
 
moshquerade

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