Someone @ work just asked me...

Casawi

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Oct 31, 2004
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How to control current in an open circuit...lol
I give him a break, it's Friday.

What other silly questions do you get at work?
 

Jugernot

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Some dumbass asked me today "Hello.... where is the restroom?"

What an idiot!
 

Glavinsolo

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I was asked one day if I were two people. As if I was pulling a second paycheck under an alias.

People watch too much TV. /shifty eyes
 

TridenT

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Sep 4, 2006
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"How are you?" What a fucking moron!!!! Don't they ever read my L&R threads?
 

Vehemence

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When I worked at Target people would ask if the huge ass CRTs (back when they were actually carried by the stores) were in stock. I always thought that was a stupid question because all I'd do is walk over to the TV, scan it with the handheld scanner, and say "Oh, looks like we just sold out. I'm sorry" even if the scanner was blinking in a huge font "5 FOUND IN STOCKROOM".

Women would also ask about my obvious shoe camera and the fact that I was following them around the store. Also a silly question since I'd just say "Oh I didn't notice you there! It's new technology for the store we're testing"
 

jonks

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Feb 7, 2005
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How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid? I mean really! Schmucks.
 

LS21

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Nov 27, 2007
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why run magnetic resonance log isntead of neutron density for effective porosity in high illite clayey sands lol!
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: queenrobot
I am frequently asked if my name is "Cher, like the singer?". It is not.

How annoying! Doesn't that just make you want to Turn Back Time?
 

dawp

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Jul 2, 2005
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Is it ready for me to replace the circuit pack? And proceeds to pull the pack in the mate unit.
 

coldmeat

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When I worked at No Frills people used to ask me where the carts were. They had to walk past 200 of them just to get in the store. And they're bright yellow.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: queenrobot
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: queenrobot
I am frequently asked if my name is "Cher, like the singer?". It is not.

Is your name Cher, like the accountant?

How did you know? :shocked:

I'm definitely not stalking you, if that's what you're implying. :shiftyeyes;
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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not today but recently I was asked how could they send a CTRL-C home so they can CTRL-V at home.
 

ggnl

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Jul 2, 2004
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Someone asked me if I'm going to actually do some work today. Yeah right!
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: queenrobot
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: queenrobot
I am frequently asked if my name is "Cher, like the singer?". It is not.

Is your name Cher, like the accountant?

How did you know? :shocked:

I'm definitely not stalking you, if that's what you're implying. :shiftyeyes;

pssst you got those stalker pics developed yet
 

bignateyk

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Apr 22, 2002
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
not today but recently I was asked how could they send a CTRL-C home so they can CTRL-V at home.

I dont know why, but that made of LOL. I could see my mom asking me something like that.