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Someone was watching me, im sure of it!

CrazyHelloDeli

CrazyHelloDeli

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I was heading to work at around 7:45 AM as I do every weekday. The air was heavier than normal, and a subtle unholy fetor was noticable. A Curious feeling came over me as I stepped onto my front porch. I was being observed by someone, or someTHING. A chill ran through my body, making my neck hair stand on end.

I looked to the left and noticed Old Man Caruthers trimming the edges of his front lawn. Hadnt he trimmed them the day earlier? Odd.

He noticed me! The old bastard, seeing that I was onto him, made friendly gesture my way. Fool!

I snarled at him, and made my way to my car, and drove to work.
 
You an average man? Average life?

Are you afraid to close your eyes when you wash your hair cause your scared someone will be watching you?

Are the neighbors, mailman, or IRS watching you?
 
Someone or something is watching me, I can feel it. It started about two weeks ago, the day my wife moved out. She has someone keeping tabs on me, im sure of it!

What possible motivation would she have for doing so? God she is crazy.
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
You an average man? Average life?

Are you afraid to close your eyes when you wash your hair cause your scared someone will be watching you?

Are the neighbors, mailman, or IRS watching you?
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He must have a small pee pee 🙁

😉
 
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: MetalMat
You an average man? Average life?

Are you afraid to close your eyes when you wash your hair cause your scared someone will be watching you?

Are the neighbors, mailman, or IRS watching you?
Click to expand...

He must have a small pee pee 🙁

😉
Click to expand...


Shut up! Im being serious!
 
Go bonkers and start shootin up the neighborhood!!! THen they'll stop watchin ya.........MUWHAHAHAHAHA MUWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
 
I remember the days i used to stalk people, oh they were good just like the fresh smell of some chared VC flesh back in 'nam. The napalm still brings a tear to my eye the other is probably on some commi bastard's fire place mantel right now.
 
you should like, take a trip next week, just be gone from your house for like 5 days, that should throw them off 😉
 
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