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Someone was sh!ttnig in my yard!

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Originally posted by: conjur
Wasn't there a commercial a few years ago with some guy running around in peoples' front yards and squatting to take a dump?
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A commercial?!? How that got past the censors, or what product that possibly could have been advertising, I can't imagine.
 
If I saw some guy taking a dump, or a leak for that matter, on my lawn, I'd duct tape him to a tree and wait for the cops to come...
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: conjur
Wasn't there a commercial a few years ago with some guy running around in peoples' front yards and squatting to take a dump?
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A commercial?!? How that got past the censors, or what product that possibly could have been advertising, I can't imagine.
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Yeah...like a soft drink or something else...forget...the guy supposedly thought he was a dog. Maybe not soft drink...darn...can't remember.
 
LOL! Free fertilizer is a *warm* deal.

This beats the time when I saw someone shampooing his hair next to a busy street . . .
 
you should have chased him with a hammer or something...
it would have been a riot , him trying to pull up his pants and run at the same time.

if he falls you can always put your foot on the side of this head.. telling him not to move or his cranium will be bashed and call the cops.
 
well, i can either be pissed off, or laugh about it...
i choose the latter....


i was scared he'd come back and fling poop at my house.
ahahahahaa

i live in a really nice neighborhood....and i didn't recognize the punk kid...i know he's in my high school band though, because i recognize his shirt! i should go back to high school and sit in a marching band practice . i can recognize him again if i see him

HAHAHAHA
 
Reminds me of this one time my mom caught my next door neighbor's kid (who is the same age as me)..peeing in our bushes. She was more freaked than pissed..so we didn't do anythiing about it. But still..it was pretty nasty and he lives RIGHT next door! The kid is so dumb..he's lucky my mom didn't call the cops on his ass. Bleh.
 
Originally posted by: Rufio


He left a nice pile of poop on my yard -- it's actually nice because I just got my yard redone, so it will help my grass.
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I dont think human feces helps grass.


Human feces can contain disease organisms that will make people very sick. Composting human feces safely requires that the compost pile reach high (thermophilic) temperatures over a period of time. It isn't necessarily that difficult to reach these temperatures in a home compost pile, but the potential health costs of improper composting are high. Composting of human feces is, therefore, not recommended.
 
Originally posted by: jaydee
Haha, I don't remember a commercial, but it does remind of me of Me, Myself and Irene (Jim Carrey).
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Ah!

It was an SNL skit. Will Ferrell was some sort of lawyer and would say something like:

"Would you let a person do this in your yard? Then why let a dog? Call blah blah blah"
 
Originally posted by: nativesunshine
Reminds me of this one time my mom caught my next door neighbor's kid (who is the same age as me)..peeing in our bushes. She was more freaked than pissed..so we didn't do anythiing about it. But still..it was pretty nasty and he lives RIGHT next door! The kid is so dumb..he's lucky my mom didn't call the cops on his ass. Bleh.
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Now you can find the nearest bush and do your thing to pay them back
 
Not the nastiest poop story I know of...there was a guy at my high school who got caught sh!tting in some poor kid's saxophone
 
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