Someone took a dump in my car

[cavemanmoron]

I had a dead mouse under the back seat in my car,


I left the car parked outside,witht he windows down for four days,till the smell faded;
then put a bandana on my face,with aftershave{Ala,"Jaws"movie ;0) }
And pulled the backseat out,and used a shop vac to get the dead mouse out.

Then sprinkled a full,new box of Arm&Hammer baking soda on the floor,let stay there overnight,
then vacumed that out,most of the smell was gone!

Glad i had a friend that told me to check under the rear seat!

Ugh,dead animals,and dead/sour milk,and spilt beer all reek!

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
http://www.grouphug.us/confessions/141006758



when i found out that my car key could unlock my mate's car i went there one night, unlocked it and shat all over the drivers seat before locking it and sneaking off. a week later i sent him an anonymous 'ransom note' style letter, stating that 'his time was nigh', signed the 'phantom crapper'

glad you're not my friend.

It's not me, I copy/pasted from the link. I would have peed between your window and door in the insulation, much harder to get the smell out.

 

[TheNinja]

I had a buddy who took a leak over the outside of someone's car, like all over the door handle and stuff. It was at the movie theater and looked like a kids car (2 door Beretta I think). The funny thing is that is was freezing that night so when the guy came out later with his date his door was probably frozen shut. But that was a long time ago, we've since grown up...sort of.

 

[GroundZero]

and next time i'm going to make sure that i had a big bowl of corn and peanuts to add texture to the load i drop in your damn car.

 

[Red Dawn]

Someone took a dump in my car

Probably a Fratboy

 

[alkemyst]

in middle school this guy across the street from me was always picked on.

One day half his stuff was on the front lawn.

Apparently someone on a sleep over (he had a coleco-vision, intellivision and atari) someone took a large dump in a bowling ball bag and put it in his closet.

I felt bad, his dad was beating that crap out of him as he was tossing stuff out of his room.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
in middle school this guy across the street from me was always picked on.

One day half his stuff was on the front lawn.

Apparently someone on a sleep over (he had a coleco-vision, intellivision and atari) someone took a large dump in a bowling ball bag and put it in his closet.

I felt bad, his dad was beating that crap out of him as he was tossing stuff out of his room.

Kids like that go on to shoot up schools or become postal workers.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight

Originally posted by: alkemyst
in middle school this guy across the street from me was always picked on.

One day half his stuff was on the front lawn.

Apparently someone on a sleep over (he had a coleco-vision, intellivision and atari) someone took a large dump in a bowling ball bag and put it in his closet.

I felt bad, his dad was beating that crap out of him as he was tossing stuff out of his room.

Kids like that go on to shoot up schools or become postal workers.

Or lately Presidents

 

[Tetsuo]

Haha someone did a dingledangle in your car

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

How do you know it isn't the rotting corpse in the trunk?

 

[Zugzwang152]

*spasm* ewwwww

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight

Originally posted by: alkemyst
in middle school this guy across the street from me was always picked on.

One day half his stuff was on the front lawn.

Apparently someone on a sleep over (he had a coleco-vision, intellivision and atari) someone took a large dump in a bowling ball bag and put it in his closet.

I felt bad, his dad was beating that crap out of him as he was tossing stuff out of his room.

Kids like that go on to shoot up schools or become postal workers.

Or lately Presidents

I just asked my brother (he talked to the guys sister via classmates a couple months ago).....

He is currently a criminal defense attorney and according to his sister pretty good at it.

She did mention he had an equally hard time in his undergraduate.

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