Someone took a dump in my car

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or at least thats what it smells like...its really nasty, i dunno where the hell the smell is coming from...at first i thought i stepped in dog s*** but i didnt...

argh...so annoying
 

Ryan

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I know you like to think your sh!t don't stank, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-pooooo.
 
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Originally posted by: gistech1978
did you leave a window down when it rained?

no but it did get towed recently...

"maybe they just used it as a bathroom and moved on"...and they stole my credence
 

Ogg

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I had a 91 sunbird up until last year and thing really started to stink.........I think it was the lining in the interior ..........phewww:disgust:
 

PanzerIV

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That just reminded me of a hilarious phone prank I downloaded awhile back. This radio host show calls a woman saying he's a doctor and when he parked his convertible with the top down behind a group of buildings she was in somebody dropped a load in his expensive Mercedes :) At first she was shocked and very understanding and sympathetic until he began accusing HER of doing it. At that point she explodes and tells him off. It was freaking hilarious.
 

conjur

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I heard a radio bit where some woman calls a repair shop and says she found a 'steaming turd' in the back seat. The guys in the shop are cracking up!
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: conjur
I heard a radio bit where some woman calls a repair shop and says she found a 'steaming turd' in the back seat. The guys in the shop are cracking up!
Wasn't that a Crank Yankers bit?

 

codeyf

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
I know you like to think your sh!t don't stank, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-pooooo.

rolleye.gif


It's Booooo boooo booo
 

atom

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: conjur
I heard a radio bit where some woman calls a repair shop and says she found a 'steaming turd' in the back seat. The guys in the shop are cracking up!
Wasn't that a Crank Yankers bit?

Yeah, I think it was Wanda Sykes who did that one. :D
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: codeyf
Originally posted by: rbloedow
I know you like to think your sh!t don't stank, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-pooooo.

rolleye.gif


It's Booooo boooo booo

BWHAHAH - you're right :p
 

jamautosound

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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
or at least thats what it smells like...its really nasty, i dunno where the hell the smell is coming from...at first i thought i stepped in dog s*** but i didnt...

argh...so annoying

Mr. Dingle Dangle let one "drop"? :D


That's happened to me before. Turns out it was a partially full bottle of chocolate milk my son left under the seat. :|
 
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Originally posted by: jamautosound
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
or at least thats what it smells like...its really nasty, i dunno where the hell the smell is coming from...at first i thought i stepped in dog s*** but i didnt...

argh...so annoying

Mr. Dingle Dangle let on "drop"? :D


That's happened to me before. Turns out it was a partially full bottle of chocolate milk my son left under the seat. :|

lol...so close...my girl just told me that she left 2 things of milk by the backseat over a week ago...ugh (im moving right now so i have a lot of stuff in my car so i didnt notice)
 
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Originally posted by: jamautosound
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
or at least thats what it smells like...its really nasty, i dunno where the hell the smell is coming from...at first i thought i stepped in dog s*** but i didnt...

argh...so annoying

Mr. Dingle Dangle let on "drop"? :D


That's happened to me before. Turns out it was a partially full bottle of chocolate milk my son left under the seat. :|

lol...so close...my girl just told me that she left 2 things of milk by the backseat over a week ago...ugh (im moving right now so i have a lot of stuff in my car so i didnt notice)
 

Maverick

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my friend had two jugs of that Naked Juice stuff from costo burst under heat in his truck. His car smelled like rotten fruit for a month. Even after rigorous cleaning and carpet shampooing
 

CraigRT

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that's freaking sick.
i wouldn't even be able to get into my car if it smelt like that

ferget it !
 

Lash444

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Originally posted by: CraigRT
that's freaking sick.
i wouldn't even be able to get into my car if it smelt like that

ferget it !

Sure you would, get a wife, a kid and some bills.
 

BatmanNate

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http://www.grouphug.us/confessions/141006758



when i found out that my car key could unlock my mate's car i went there one night, unlocked it and shat all over the drivers seat before locking it and sneaking off. a week later i sent him an anonymous 'ransom note' style letter, stating that 'his time was nigh', signed the 'phantom crapper'
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
http://www.grouphug.us/confessions/141006758



when i found out that my car key could unlock my mate's car i went there one night, unlocked it and shat all over the drivers seat before locking it and sneaking off. a week later i sent him an anonymous 'ransom note' style letter, stating that 'his time was nigh', signed the 'phantom crapper'


glad you're not my friend.