Someone teach me how to troll

hypn0tik

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Jul 5, 2005
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I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?
 

Ricemarine

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Sep 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Topic Title: Someone teach me how to troll
Topic Summary: Mods, please don't lock

The light is on...
 

FleshLight

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Mar 18, 2004
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1. Find topic
2. Find out general conconsensus in topic.
3. Deliberately post opposite of general consensus with assorted personal attacks.
 

hypn0tik

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Jul 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Topic Title: Someone teach me how to troll
Topic Summary: Mods, please don't lock

The light is on...

Just turned off.
 

Ricemarine

Lifer
Sep 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Topic Title: Someone teach me how to troll
Topic Summary: Mods, please don't lock

The light is on...

Just turned off.

Ooo.
It's back on.
 

JLGatsby

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Sep 6, 2005
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Read a lot of Ayn Rand, listen to a lot of Morrissey, until all that information is imbedded into your head, then open your mouth, the crazinessness should just come right out.
 

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: FleshLight
1. Find topic
2. Find out general conconsensus in topic.
3. Deliberately post opposite of general consensus with assorted personal attacks.

Nah, personal attacks will get you banned quicker. Talk about how evil <insert minority here> are and say how you're doing it for the good of humanity or for the children.

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Read a lot of Ayn Rand, listen to a lot of Morrissey, until all that information is imbedded into your head, then open your mouth, the crazinessness should just come right out.

Hahaha! :D
 

Saint Nick

Lifer
Jan 21, 2005
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Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Make a thread bashing Che Guevera and just keep disagreeing with everyone and calling them names.
 

hypn0tik

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Jul 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Topic Title: Someone teach me how to troll
Topic Summary: Mods, please don't lock

The light is on...

Just turned off.

Ooo.
It's back on.

Uh-oh

Edit: I have a 'Mods, please don't lock' message. I should be ok right?
 

PurdueRy

Lifer
Nov 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Topic Title: Someone teach me how to troll
Topic Summary: Mods, please don't lock

The light is on...

Just turned off.

Ooo.
It's back on.

Uh-oh


I'll miss your blue face
 

hypn0tik

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Jul 5, 2005
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Originally posted by: PurdueRy
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I'm trying but I don't seem to be good at it. I would like to learn. Can someone please train me?

Topic Title: Someone teach me how to troll
Topic Summary: Mods, please don't lock

The light is on...

Just turned off.

Ooo.
It's back on.

Uh-oh


I'll miss your blue face

<3