someone take my keys from me

illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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So I was at this party, and I decided to drive home after everyone left.
Let me tell you, not a great idea.
I hit not one, but TWO trashcans on the way home. And nearly took out a mailbox buyt missed it. I passed a couple cars, weaved a bit.

im off too bed.
 

Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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/sarcasm meter dissolves in puff of acrid black smoke
 

bmacd

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
<obligatory generic flame against drunk drivers, parody posters, and Richard Simmons>

roger. out.

-=bmacd=-
 

dug777

Lifer
Oct 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: bmacd
Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
<obligatory generic flame against drunk drivers, parody posters, and Richard Simmons>

roger. out.

-=bmacd=-

i find myself wondering what happens if you get 'bmacd', it sounds violent...
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: illusion88
So I was at this party, and I decided to drive home after everyone left.
Let me tell you, not a great idea.
I hit not one, but TWO trashcans on the way home. And nearly took out a mailbox buyt missed it. I passed a couple cars, weaved a bit.

im off too bed.
one of those "trashcans" was a person. go check your car for hair and pieces of flesh and be ready for the cops to knock on your door.