someone stole the cookies

hellod9

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OK. I'm very angry. There were some delicious chocolate chip walnut cookies in the pantry last night. This morning, all I find is one chunk of a cookie...and that's it.

No bag of cookies, no cookies. Just this one measly chunk.

I'm about to cry.

Please help.

WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!
 

KLin

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Feb 29, 2000
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<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
 

StinkyMojo

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Originally posted by: KLin
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

<3 bash...
 

Finalnight

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Mar 5, 2003
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Originally posted by: hellod9
OK. I'm very angry. There were some delicious chocolate chip walnut cookies in the pantry last night. This morning, all I find is one chunk of a cookie...and that's it.

No bag of cookies, no cookies. Just this one measly chunk.

I'm about to cry.

Please help.

WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!

Time to go Jack Bauer on your family.

WHERE THE FVCK ARE MY FVCKING COOKIES! I NEED TO KNOW NOW! THERE IS NO MORE TIME!
 

chorb

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Oct 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: KLin
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

I thought of this as soon as I read the topic
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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I think I'm going to go bake some sugar cookies. Or maybe do some grocery shopping and make chocolate chip cookies instead.

I baked me a cookie. And I eated it.