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Pepsi90919

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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"The requested document was not found.",
"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped, maybe you typed it wrong.",
"I'm really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two effing weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
"Two weeks of information overload,",
"and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed."
 
ultimatebob

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
25,134
2,450
126
The weird thing is that if you send a bogus URL to that server, you get a REAL 404 page that is pretty boring.

Now, Homestar Runner on the other hand has an awesome 404 page. These guys should take lessons from them!
 
Snapster

Snapster

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
The weird thing is that if you send a bogus URL to that server, you get a REAL 404 page that is pretty boring.

Now, Homestar Runner on the other hand has an awesome 404 page. These guys should take lessons from them!
Click to expand...

Link (to homestar runner 404) ?
 
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notfred

Lifer
Feb 12, 2001
38,241
4
0
Originally posted by: Snapster
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
The weird thing is that if you send a bogus URL to that server, you get a REAL 404 page that is pretty boring.

Now, Homestar Runner on the other hand has an awesome 404 page. These guys should take lessons from them!
Click to expand...

Link (to homestar runner 404) ?
Click to expand...

How hard was it for you to come up with a link to a page that starts with "homestarrunner.com" and ends with a page that doesn't exist?

http://homestarrunner.com/somepagethatdoesntexist.html
 
KLin

KLin

Lifer
Feb 29, 2000
30,459
765
126
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Snapster
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
The weird thing is that if you send a bogus URL to that server, you get a REAL 404 page that is pretty boring.

Now, Homestar Runner on the other hand has an awesome 404 page. These guys should take lessons from them!
Click to expand...

Link (to homestar runner 404) ?
Click to expand...

How hard was it for you to come up with a link to a page that starts with "homestarrunner.com" and ends with a page that doesn't exist?

http://homestarrunner.com/somepagethatdoesntexist.html
Click to expand...


:laugh:
 
Snapster

Snapster

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 2001
3,916
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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Snapster
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
The weird thing is that if you send a bogus URL to that server, you get a REAL 404 page that is pretty boring.

Now, Homestar Runner on the other hand has an awesome 404 page. These guys should take lessons from them!
Click to expand...

Link (to homestar runner 404) ?
Click to expand...

How hard was it for you to come up with a link to a page that starts with "homestarrunner.com" and ends with a page that doesn't exist?

http://homestarrunner.com/somepagethatdoesntexist.html
Click to expand...

Yes, cause everyone knows about homestar runner. I've never even seen the site before. :disgust:
 
Quasmo

Quasmo

Diamond Member
Jul 7, 2004
9,630
1
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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: Snapster
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
The weird thing is that if you send a bogus URL to that server, you get a REAL 404 page that is pretty boring.

Now, Homestar Runner on the other hand has an awesome 404 page. These guys should take lessons from them!
Click to expand...

Link (to homestar runner 404) ?
Click to expand...

How hard was it for you to come up with a link to a page that starts with "homestarrunner.com" and ends with a page that doesn't exist?

http://homestarrunner.com/somepagethatdoesntexist.html
Click to expand...

regular 404 page.... you suck.
 
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bluemax

Diamond Member
Apr 28, 2000
7,182
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Supposed to have StrongBad say "404'd!" with some characters from Teen Girl Squad. (Arrowed)

Then again, this one is good. :)
 
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