Someone put a banana on my office chair yesterday evening

[CPA]

Walk into my office late yesterday evening and there's a banana on my chair (sorry, no pics). I'm not sure if it's a kind gesture or a veiled warning. I asked around but so far noone has claimed the banana.

Oh, wise ATOTers what should I do with the banana?



No, this is not a parody thread.

 

[yllus]

Never look a gift banana in the...uh...stem.

 

[m2kewl]

one of your female coworker thinks your willy's too small...

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: m2kewl
one of your female coworker thinks your willy's too small...

How would they know that, plus the majority of them are ewwwww.......

 

[Ranger X]

Maybe some girl has a crush on you. She's thinking, "I give you my banana, now you give me your banana".

 

[dquan97]

that's how gays extend their offer for a date

 

[Balt]

I wouldn't eat it, who knows where it has been.

 

[oniq]

I'm sure you'll get a banana case in the next few days. Store it wisely.

 

[OutHouse]

its a yellow gorilla poop

 

Stick it up their tailpipe and watch the hilarity ensue.

 

[azazyel]

does it smell funny?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

In this day and age, I wouldn't eat it. I'd pick it up with a pencil and throw it away with the pencil.

...unless it was a bananaphone... pingpongpingpongpingpongping bananaphone...

 

[woowoo]

Banarama?

 

[WarDemon666]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
In this day and age, I wouldn't eat it. I'd pick it up with a pencil and throw it away with the pencil.

...unless it was a bananaphone... pingpongpingpongpingpongping bananaphone...

LMAOPIMP

 

[Pepsi90919]

call someone on it