Someone post the SUPPLIES! Joke I am feeling deprived.

[Glavinsolo]

I'll give you 5mins.

 

[Zee]

5 mins??? forget it then. this joke is worth atleast 6 minutes.

 

[Glavinsolo]

6 then! Too damn generous.

 

[joincamp]

this one?

The Chinese Workman

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman.
He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs.
The Englishman to shovel a pile of sand.
The Irishman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck.
The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.

The boss comes back two hours later
and he sees the Englishman and the Irishman having a cup of tea.
''So have you done the work then?'' he asks.

The workers both shake their heads
and tell him that the Chinaman didn't give them a shovel or a wheelbarrow.
The boss is infuriated by this and asks the workers if they have seen the Chinaman,
they tell him they thought they saw him going toward the truck.
So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck
the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: joincamp
this one?

The Chinese Workman

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman.
He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs.
The Englishman to shovel a pile of sand.
The Irishman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck.
The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.

The boss comes back two hours later
and he sees the Englishman and the Irishman having a cup of tea.
''So have you done the work then?'' he asks.

The workers both shake their heads
and tell him that the Chinaman didn't give them a shovel or a wheelbarrow.
The boss is infuriated by this and asks the workers if they have seen the Chinaman,
they tell him they thought they saw him going toward the truck.
So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck
the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

 

[isasir]

Cliffs:

1. Polish guy, black guy and Chinese guy do work.
2. Chinese guy disappears.
3. Chinese guy jumps out from behind tree. Supplies!
4. Profit?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Lol!

 

[Zee]

cliff of cliffs

supplies = surprise

 

[VoteQuimby]

hahahahahah

 

[thirdeye]

haha, that cracked me up

 

[VoteQuimby]

dude thats good

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

Originally posted by: joincamp
this one?

The Chinese Workman

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman.
He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs.
The Englishman to shovel a pile of sand.
The Irishman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck.
The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.

The boss comes back two hours later
and he sees the Englishman and the Irishman having a cup of tea.
''So have you done the work then?'' he asks.

The workers both shake their heads
and tell him that the Chinaman didn't give them a shovel or a wheelbarrow.
The boss is infuriated by this and asks the workers if they have seen the Chinaman,
they tell him they thought they saw him going toward the truck.
So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck
the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

That made me laugh.