Someone needs a 12 gauge to the face

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

fromt he way it sounds, he probably had his period in those shorts

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

He must have jizzed in his pants

considering it's not the semen that carries HIV, i doubt it.

Wow, where'd you learn that?

 

[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: Mike
So I do a load of laundry yesterday before I headed downtown to the Padres game. I put my clothes in the dryer and head back to my apartment. I come back in 60mins and my dryer door is slightly ajar. I open it up and all my clothes are still soaking wet, but the dryer is done. I have to leave so I can't run them again so they would have to stay wet. As I am going through them though, I find I am missing a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt. So someone stole my dryer time which is $1 in quarters, a pair of shorts, and a sweatshirt. WTF?

cliffs:

-Someone jacked my dryer time
-Stole pair of shorts & sweatshirt
-I literally hope they get shot in the face with a 12 gauge

Lesson learned, hang out in the laundry room and watch my stuff...

Shooting someone in the face for that? I know this is just a joke, but that's not cool.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

they were still wet... maybe they weren't wet from the washer?

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

He must have jizzed in his pants

considering it's not the semen that carries HIV, i doubt it.

Wow, where'd you learn that?

simple logic. HIV is transmitted through blood to blood contact. in terms of HIV transmission through sex, it's because sex is hard on the penis and vagina. it causes lots of micro tears on both organs, causing some bleeding.

hence why men getting circumcisions, and thus toughening up the head of the penis, causes a drop of transmission levels of HIV by 50%.

 

[natto fire]

Wow. I would hate to live somewhere that you couldn't even leave your laundry to dry in peace. Use a clothesline here myself, but this is kind of sad.

Plus, 30-06 is better. Whittle them into kindling.