Someone needs a 12 gauge to the face

[imported_Mike]

So I do a load of laundry yesterday before I headed downtown to the Padres game. I put my clothes in the dryer and head back to my apartment. I come back in 60mins and my dryer door is slightly ajar. I open it up and all my clothes are still soaking wet, but the dryer is done. I have to leave so I can't run them again so they would have to stay wet. As I am going through them though, I find I am missing a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt. So someone stole my dryer time which is $1 in quarters, a pair of shorts, and a sweatshirt. WTF?

cliffs:

-Someone jacked my dryer time
-Stole pair of shorts & sweatshirt
-I literally hope they get shot in the face with a 12 gauge

Lesson learned, hang out in the laundry room and watch my stuff...

 

[jpeyton]

:laugh:

 

[zerocool84]

You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Maybe I should be more concerned with the fact that out of a whole load of my clothes they only thought 2 items were worth stealing.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

There are legal issues with jacking off in a public laundry room.

 

[KLin]

Gotta keep an eye on your clothes. Lesson learned.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

There are legal issues with jacking off in a public laundry room.

They'll have to be broken from now on

 

[Baked]

This is why I don't donate old clothes to homeless shelters, because there are always dumb people who leave their clothes unattended at coin-op laundry for anybody who care to come by and steal them all.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

Ever noticed that you're almost always a total douche bag on these forums? I mean, I know some people think I'm a douche bag, but at least not 100% of my comments are just negative dickscarfery.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Baked
This is why I don't donate old clothes to homeless shelters, because there are always dumb people who leave their clothes unattended at coin-op laundry for anybody who care to come by and steal them all.

I see people leave their clothes in there all day, but I figured the length of the dryer cycle wouldn't be a problem. I thought wrong of course...

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

Ever noticed that you're almost always a total douche bag on these forums? I mean, I know some people think I'm a douche bag, but at least not 100% of my comments are just negative dickscarfery.

Leave 'em be, most of the people on ATOT are douchebags.

 

[Kelvrick]

Sounds like a smart thief. He has both summer and winter covered with those two items.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
He has both summer and winter covered with those two items.

:thumbsup:

 

[ConwayJim]

crazy...today i was walking around town and i scored a nice sweat-shirt and shorts...not only were they free...but they were smelling spring fresh!

High 5!

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Mike
So I do a load of laundry yesterday before I headed downtown to the Padres game. I put my clothes in the dryer and head back to my apartment. I come back in 60mins and my dryer door is slightly ajar. I open it up and all my clothes are still soaking wet, but the dryer is done. I have to leave so I can't run them again so they would have to stay wet. As I am going through them though, I find I am missing a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt. So someone stole my dryer time which is $1 in quarters, a pair of shorts, and a sweatshirt. WTF?

cliffs:

-Someone jacked my dryer time
-Stole pair of shorts & sweatshirt
-I literally hope they get shot in the face with a 12 gauge

Lesson learned, hang out in the laundry room and watch my stuff...

I've had some asshole steal couple of my shirts from my laundry... fucking people.

 

[Miramonti]

If you're thinking 12 gauge for someone who stole a couple items of your clothes after you left them unattended at a laundry mat, you're probably a a bit more fvcked up than just being someone stupid enough to leave before the laundry was done.

Drama queen ftw?

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: jjsole
If you're thinking 12 gauge for someone who stole a couple items of your clothes after you left them unattended at a laundry mat, you're probably a a bit more fvcked up than just being someone stupid enough to leave before the laundry was done.

Drama queen ftw?

What what whaaat? You're saying a 12 gauge to the face and contracting the HIV is overly dramactic?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: jjsole
If you're thinking 12 gauge for someone who stole a couple items of your clothes after you left them unattended at a laundry mat, you're probably a a bit more fvcked up than just being someone stupid enough to leave before the laundry was done.

Drama queen ftw?

What what whaaat? You're saying a 12 gauge to the face and contracting the HIV is overly dramactic?

No, it seems like a perfectly reasonable response to me.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

Ever noticed that you're almost always a total douche bag on these forums? I mean, I know some people think I'm a douche bag, but at least not 100% of my comments are just negative dickscarfery.

True, but is there such a thing as "Positive" dickscarfery?

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

He must have jizzed in his pants

 

[LS8]

Sucks, OP. This is why I don't use public laundry facilities. I scored a nice set of front load units off of Craigslist a few years back for $120. They were two years old and if you buy em' new they're $1200.

 

[Number1]

Somebody stole you wet stuff and left the dryer door opened.

is your apartment complex this run down that tenants resort to stealing wet laundry?



Maybe somebody doesn't like you but one thing for sure, you are now condemned to keep an eye on your laundry forever.

Have you been dikish with some of your neighbors recently?

I would be afraid if i was you, just in case.

 

[se7en]

The real question is what did they do to the clothes that they didn't steal? I've done some fucked up things to peoples laundry for messing with me so I can only imagine what your clothes have on them now.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: Squisher

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: zerocool84
You're the dumb one for leaving your clothes unattended.

For sure, I just hope whoever took them gets the HIV.

Someone can get HIV by wearing your shorts?

You are uber-contagious.

He must have jizzed in his pants

considering it's not the semen that carries HIV, i doubt it.