Someone kill me now

[Mayne]

been killing myself for last 2 days and now i'm stuck outside with this shitty laptop waiting on a weed guy just so i can give to my ex sister in law to take down to chicago...all the while i'm hanging outside my brothers house while he is in another town with his girlfriend..all the while his ex wife is late to pick up up and i have a massive pitbull all over my ass in the back yard...all the while my niece is bugging me for weed which hasn't arrived...but she has a friend with her that has massive tits...i'm torn here and really tired and just want to go to bed.22

 

[highland145]

Why? Wouldn't want to end ATOT's "Days of our Lives."

 

[Mayne]

long ass day and i still haven't showered yet \;(

 

[Iron Woode]

you have heard of a Life Coach?

well, I am an End of Life Coach. I encourage people to go ahead and end it all.

My advice for mayne is to just end it now. posting that is.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Lol. For all your faults I have to admit you are one of our most interesting posters.

 

[waffleironhead]

What if dog really spelled mayne?

 

[Mayne]

just tired right now. installed furnace/ac...today a furnace...and now tomorrow furnace/a/c..and water heater. Just want this week to end and get up north and party with my cousins that |I see once a year.

 

[Sonikku]

Amazing how much men are controlled by tits.

 

[MongGrel]

Lol. For all your faults I have to admit you are one of our most interesting posters.

You have a pretty lax definition of interesting.

 

[Mayne]

Mongrel don't be mad bro

 

[Mayne]

my posting style only lasts so long and moderators grow tired. I'll be gone eventually mongrel.

 

[highland145]

my posting style only lasts so long and moderators grow tired. I'll be gone eventually mongrel.

neckbeard?

 

[Humpy]

Weed delivery guys aren't usually the most punctual people.

You might as well go out back and play with the dog.

Also, you have five minutes to post pics of those titties or else.

 

[highland145]

Weed delivery guys aren't usually the most punctual people.

dafuq?

Time to go to whole foods.

 

[manimal]

 

[rh71]

alright I've had it, someone point me to the ignore button please. Seriously, where is it?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

We should have an auction for who gets to do it. Bidding would get very high, we can use the proceeds to install mayne-proof filters so this can't ever happen again.

I'll open $100 and I'll use a chainsaw.

 

[balloonshark]

My crystal ball sees a summer vacation incoming :biggrin:

 

[Spacehead]

Seems like you have a boatload of family in jail yet there's still some on the outside.
You must have quite the large family.

 

[soulcougher73]

Someone please take him up on his request. I kid...or do i?

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[disappoint]

alright I've had it, someone point me to the ignore button please. Seriously, where is it?

It's hidden away in the attic of user interfaces.

Let's play if I were the coder...

If I were the coder I would have the ignore button toggle ignore on and off and it would be right next to the report post triangle of doom

<----over there.

And I would have it so that if greater than x number of forum goers clicks the ignore button on you, you get banned for 2 weeks automagically. The mods don't even have to do anything. Except sit back and laugh.

It would kind of be like the self driving car of moderation.

And would probably be abused so much there would only be 1 person left posting on the forums forever.

foreveralone.gif :'(

 

[MongGrel]

Mongrel don't be mad bro

I'm not mad.

 

[Captante]

Lol. For all your faults I have to admit you are one of our most interesting posters.

How many times have I said this place would be boring without the trolls?

 

[mmntech]

Take shitty laptop, pour salt water into fan vent. Problem solved!