- Jun 16, 2000
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ok...here's the scenerio.
I'm chillin in the hall with my boy. The kid comes walkin up the stairway. I've seen him before, but don't really know him. He walks into my friends' room. I KNOW he isn't friends with either of them. So after a few seconds I go in there...I'm like "dude, what are you doing in here?" I turn on the light...he is holding up the dude's blankets, PISSING ON HIS BED AND PILLOW!! I yell at him, he tries to cover it and says he feels sick, and lays down in the bed(full of piss). Me and my friend drag him out of the bed and tell him to go into the bathroom. Lo and behold, the bed is COVERED in piss. So we go get the guys the live there...pretty big guys...they are flipping out, shout at the kid for a good hour...the kid is soooo lucky they didn't kick his ass. His girlfriend comes up...cleans up his piss...gets all snippy at us, says she was doing us a favor, when she was doing HIM a favor, not us. Anyway....I think they are still yelling at the kid, the girlfriend left...man I would have kicked his ass. How do you mistake a bedroom on the wrong floor for the bathroom?
Oh, to make matters worse, this happened to these guys before. Earlier in the year, a guy from hour floor stumbled in their and pissed on the floor...but at least he lives here...and at least he didn't piss on the BED.
I'm chillin in the hall with my boy. The kid comes walkin up the stairway. I've seen him before, but don't really know him. He walks into my friends' room. I KNOW he isn't friends with either of them. So after a few seconds I go in there...I'm like "dude, what are you doing in here?" I turn on the light...he is holding up the dude's blankets, PISSING ON HIS BED AND PILLOW!! I yell at him, he tries to cover it and says he feels sick, and lays down in the bed(full of piss). Me and my friend drag him out of the bed and tell him to go into the bathroom. Lo and behold, the bed is COVERED in piss. So we go get the guys the live there...pretty big guys...they are flipping out, shout at the kid for a good hour...the kid is soooo lucky they didn't kick his ass. His girlfriend comes up...cleans up his piss...gets all snippy at us, says she was doing us a favor, when she was doing HIM a favor, not us. Anyway....I think they are still yelling at the kid, the girlfriend left...man I would have kicked his ass. How do you mistake a bedroom on the wrong floor for the bathroom?
Oh, to make matters worse, this happened to these guys before. Earlier in the year, a guy from hour floor stumbled in their and pissed on the floor...but at least he lives here...and at least he didn't piss on the BED.
