someone just pissed in my friend's BED!

Deeko

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ok...here's the scenerio.

I'm chillin in the hall with my boy. The kid comes walkin up the stairway. I've seen him before, but don't really know him. He walks into my friends' room. I KNOW he isn't friends with either of them. So after a few seconds I go in there...I'm like "dude, what are you doing in here?" I turn on the light...he is holding up the dude's blankets, PISSING ON HIS BED AND PILLOW!! I yell at him, he tries to cover it and says he feels sick, and lays down in the bed(full of piss). Me and my friend drag him out of the bed and tell him to go into the bathroom. Lo and behold, the bed is COVERED in piss. So we go get the guys the live there...pretty big guys...they are flipping out, shout at the kid for a good hour...the kid is soooo lucky they didn't kick his ass. His girlfriend comes up...cleans up his piss...gets all snippy at us, says she was doing us a favor, when she was doing HIM a favor, not us. Anyway....I think they are still yelling at the kid, the girlfriend left...man I would have kicked his ass. How do you mistake a bedroom on the wrong floor for the bathroom?

Oh, to make matters worse, this happened to these guys before. Earlier in the year, a guy from hour floor stumbled in their and pissed on the floor...but at least he lives here...and at least he didn't piss on the BED.
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: TNTrulez
Chill out on the kid man. Lock the door next time.

They were just down the hall. They didn't lock the door because its not like they were going out anywhere.
 

weezergirl

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one time this guy was sleepwalking and pissed near the elevator while everybody on the dorm floor was standing around in shock!
 

Sluggo

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So where are the pics of the GF???

What the hell kinda pissing thread is this without the pics of the chick cleaning it up?

I've seen pissing threads, and I have seen pissing threads, but to post a pissing thread without pics is kinda rude.
 

NeoPTLD

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Only on AnandTech, will you hear about something crazy like this from strangers.
 

Kerouactivist

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I have several friends had that have had this happen to them in their dorm rooms, Peeing in beds, Closets, on peoples shoes Etc... It is actually quite common at the party schools.

I once came home wasted and almost peed in my kitchen trash can one time, I even got the zipper down and realized wtf am I doing.
 

Apathetic

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One thing about living in the dorms, they sure aren't boring once the drunks come staggering back.

Something similar happened to a friend of mine except some drunk puked on his bed.

Dave
 

Reel

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One night, I was really drunk. I had gone out drinking with my friends and had lots of beer. I could barely get the key in the door and I had to piss so bad. When I finally got in, I went and pissed in the toilet.