Someone in Bosnia still believes in vampires

NuclearNed

Raconteur
May 18, 2001
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Milosevic was a vampire??!???!?

Vampire hunters drove stake through Milosevic's heart

Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him 'returning from the dead'.

Miroslav Milosevic, no relation to the former president, gave himself up to police who have launched an investigation.

He claimed he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country.

Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia, which led the country to civil war and oversaw the break up of the former Yugoslavia, condemned the desecration of the grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac.

The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Slobodan Milosevic died on March 11, 2006, while on trial before a UN war crimes tribunal for his role in the 1990s break-up of the former Yugoslavia.

Slobodan Milosevic's daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly.
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Duh! They didn't even do it right.

The best known way of destroying the Vampire, is to drive a stake through the heart. The stake can be made from ash, hawthorne, maple, blackthorn, buckthorn or aspen. It is very important that the stake be driven through in one continuous blow. The head of the Vampire should be cut off using a gravedigger's shovel.

Silver Nails are then driven into the temples, navel, forehead and the back of the neck of the Vampire, and finally, a silver dagger is used to slice open the veins. The chest is cut open and the heart pulled out to be burned on a nearby rock.

amateurs :roll: