someone hook me up with an internship

[CoolTech]

I reside in the chicagoland area, but i would gladly come to silicon valley
I have a plethora of PC Skills including, but not limited to: windows 95/98/NT/2000, Linux, Networking (Design, Implementation and Maintenance), PC Assembly, Mac OS 7.x/8.x/9.x
I am currently attending a college in my third year as an Electrical Engineering major. Thanks for your time.