someone explain scientology to me

[GoingUp]

Well? Recent talk about how Katie Holmes is converting... what it all about?

 

[Leros]

Christianity + aliens = scientology

??? I have no clue, something like that tho

 

[SilentZero]

lobotomy + aliens = scientology

 

[everman]

Give me your money.
That about sums it up.

 

[Taggart]

give money to leaders + give some more money = scientology!

 

[Sphexi]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

 

[Double Trouble]

Basically, scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the "advanced" levels) as profound spiritual truth. It's nothing but a smart way for a man to become rich (L Ron Hubbard) at the expense of a bunch of fools. Hubbard may not be around anymore, but the legacy continues with a plentiful supply of fools out there.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: everman
Give me your money.
That about sums it up.

That about sums it up for all religions.

 

[chuckywang]

$cientology is a religion created to make money.

 

[Tylanner]

study a piece of sh!t.

you're now an expert.

 

[JulesMaximus]

It's about a bunch of whack jobs starting their own cult...er religion.

Edit-In order to make money and expand their empire.

 

[Babbles]

I think they believe we came from clams on Mars, or something crazy like that.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

Wow, I just read more info on Scientology then I would every thought possible.

I feel dumber now 🙁

 

[Sundog]

lazy ass

 

[Oscar1613]

all you need to know:

http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/

 

[MazerRackham]

I wonder if there are any 'real' scientologists here on AT? I'd love to read their definition of what scientology is.

Those guys seriously scare me...

 

[Rebasxer]

Tom Cruise is an idiot...

 

[klah]

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/OTIII/

The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -- 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged." His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. was placed in the implants. When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.) has since been a desert.

- L Ron Hubbard

 

[rickn]

mix a bunch of kooks, krazies, and hollywood stars all into one, you got scientology. I live not but 10miles from their HQ in Clearwater, what a bunch of weirdos they are.