Somehow I married into a Jerry Springer episode

[nick1985]

We had an intervention for a friend of mine this weekend. :\

details plz

 

[NetWareHead]

My niece had her cute teenage friends over.

They claim they like to hang out, but I think they just want to test my willpower by walking around in halter tops and tight shorts.

This 15 going on 20 thing is scary.

Pics?

 

[SAWYER]

pics of trashy sil

 

[JulesMaximus]

Here's me: my mom and dad have been married for 41 years. They've never cheated on each other, nobody in my family has ever divorced, we get together for holidays, everyone likes each other, and nobody ever fights.

My wife's side: Her brother leaves his wife for 3 months, then gets back together. During their time apart he unknowingly impregnates a stripper who shows up at their door with a 5 year old some time later and demands child support. Years of turmoil and treating the boy like a red-headed step child lead us to take him in and let him live with us. So, we're taking care of his love-child and making him go back to school (he dropped out because his parents wouldn't enroll him properly) with no financial support being asked. Yesterday, we notice her sister-in-law's Facebook status is single, and investigate. Turns out my wife's brother was caught having sex with his sister-in-law during a July 4th party, and a huge fist fight broke out. He escaped to a motel somewhere and is complaining that his face is pretty messed up, and his redneck in-laws are getting guns ready for "an old fashioned lynching" if they can ever find him.

So, how was your weekend?

Post the address to his motel and room number on facebook FTW?

 

[Lithium381]

My niece had her cute teenage friends over.

They claim they like to hang out, but I think they just want to test my willpower by walking around in halter tops and tight shorts.

This 15 going on 20 thing is scary.

willpower!!!!!

 

[AstroManLuca]

Wow, I must have the most boring family on earth.

Didn't do much for most of the day. In the evening I picked up my grandmother and brought her out to my other grandparents' condo, which overlooks the St. Croix River in Stillwater. We sat around and drank prosecco until the fireworks started, then went home once they finished.

Oh, we were accompanied by my brother's girlfriend's parents as well, who are probably the most straight-laced people I've ever met. Didn't do anything with my wife's side of the family, but they are all pretty quiet and non-dramatic as well.

I like having no family drama at all. It's very calming.

 

[Fritzo]

Is she hot? :hmm:

No. Large hipped Hispanic with a penchant for beer.

 

[dmcowen674]

During their time apart he unknowingly impregnates a stripper

Unknowingly?

What? God did it remotely?

Pics of said stripper or epic thread FAIL

 

[Fritzo]

Unknowingly?

What? God did it remotely?

Pics of said stripper or epic thread FAIL

This happened over 17 years ago. After decades of drugs, she now looks something like this:

 

[moshquerade]

This happened over 17 years ago. After decades of drugs, she now looks something like this:

Just to back up... He took a paternity test, right?

 

[Fritzo]

Just to back up... He took a paternity test, right?

No, but they look like twins. Not much doubt there.

 

[Macamus Prime]

,.... aaaaand you married into that.

Enjoy the genes your children will be carrying.

 

[lokiju]

I have some family members that are in situations like that.

My adopted older cousin is never ending getting into messes. Has 5 kids from 3 different women, etc.

My younger cousin had a kid at 16, was pregnant at 15.

Her kid is 10 now and a good kid it seems at least.

It's weird that I'm 11 years older than my cousin and have a 2 year old son and she has a 10 year old daughter.

 

[Miscthree]

I have some family members that are in situations like that.

My adopted older cousin is never ending getting into messes. Has 5 kids from 3 different women, etc.

My younger cousin had a kid at 16, was pregnant at 15.

Her kid is 10 now and a good kid it seems at least.

It's weird that I'm 11 years older than my cousin and have a 2 year old son and she has a 10 year old daughter.

Plus side your cousin and daughter can do homework together

 

[marvdmartian]

Sorry to hear, Fritzo. Seems that Kentucky has been pushing its way northward through Ohio!! D:

 

[vi edit]

My wife's side has it's share of white trash drama. I moved us 800 miles away from that stuff. My 4th was spent doing absolutely nothing of any drama or interest. And it was great.

 

[Fritzo]

Sorry to hear, Fritzo. Seems that Kentucky has been pushing its way northward through Ohio!! D:

The sister-in law side is pure hillbilly, but my wife's side is Mexican. Volatile combination.

 

[highland145]

The sister-in law side is pure hillbilly, but my wife's side is Mexican. Volatile combination.

Mexi-billy kids. OMG.

 

[JTsyo]

I feel sorry for kids that have to grow up with all this baggage. It's tough enough with normal stuff but having to add issues like this will either make them tough or break them.

 

[Fritzo]

I feel sorry for kids that have to grow up with all this baggage. It's tough enough with normal stuff but having to add issues like this will either make them tough or break them.

Well, so far, it's broken them. Their son went gay a few years back and was arrested in a Craigslist "manwhore" sting. Their super hawt daughter started modelling (stripping) and then got married to the first guy that spent money on her (he turned out to be a good guy though). Their illegit son is in our care because of his problems and their parenting...good times all around.

This stuff was not on the job description when I signed up.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Why don't you give jerry springer a call?

 

[qliveur]

Here's me: my mom and dad have been married for 41 years. They've never cheated on each other, nobody in my family has ever divorced, we get together for holidays, everyone likes each other, and nobody ever fights.

My wife's side: Her brother leaves his wife for 3 months, then gets back together. During their time apart he unknowingly impregnates a stripper who shows up at their door with a 5 year old some time later and demands child support. Years of turmoil and treating the boy like a red-headed step child lead us to take him in and let him live with us. So, we're taking care of his love-child and making him go back to school (he dropped out because his parents wouldn't enroll him properly) with no financial support being asked. Yesterday, we notice her sister-in-law's Facebook status is single, and investigate. Turns out my wife's brother was caught having sex with his sister-in-law during a July 4th party, and a huge fist fight broke out. He escaped to a motel somewhere and is complaining that his face is pretty messed up, and his redneck in-laws are getting guns ready for "an old fashioned lynching" if they can ever find him.

So, how was your weekend?

/Dueling Banjos

 

[Blackjack200]

This happened over 17 years ago. After decades of drugs, she now looks something like this:

I'd probably hit it.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

I'd probably hit it.

With a tire iron.

 

[highland145]

With a tire iron.

How else would he have a chance?


kidding, Black.