Hey! Yeah, you! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! Do you think we pay you to sit there and play AOL chatroom all day? People like you are a dime a dozen and we could replace you in a New York minute!
If you need something to do, believe me I'll find you something to do!
I don't have time to be your babysitter! Do you need a babysitter? Do you need someone to sit here all day and hold your hand? Well, you better not! Because if I have to stand here all day and watch you, then one of us isn't needed, and I think you know who that is!
The next time I catch you on that Web thing you're getting three days off without pay! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! OK, that's better. Now GET BACK TO WORK!