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beatle
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There was once a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, which the little boy hated because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen, so the little boy decided it was the perfect day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes.
Then he thought for a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree."
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen, so the little boy decided it was the perfect day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes.
Then he thought for a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree."
Well I was just in the bathroom using some Scope mouthwash when I thought to myself, "I really have to pee". So I go pee with the mouthwash still in my mouth and the Scope starts really burning my mouth. I was too far away from the sink to spit back in there (cuz I was still peeing) so I tried to spit it in the toilet. Instead, it went all over the place, on the toilet seat, on the floor, and on my weiner, and now my weiner is tingly and kinda numb.
Isn't that illegal?Originally posted by: cashman
Same here. Payroll didn't pay me for overtime I earned and they aren't going to do anything about it because it was a holiday week and I didn't work 40 hours, yet they all told us that Friday was overtime and we would get time and a half.
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