Somebody left a penny on my front porch

[mb]

I don't get it... is this supposed to be for good luck? I've never seen or heard of anyone do this before. Why not just leave a note that says welcome to the neighborhood or something like that?

 

[TecHNooB]

Don't pick up the penny, it's a test.

 

[buck]

Or maybe it fell out of your pocket?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: buck
Or maybe it fell out of your pocket?

I don't even use cash so I never have any sort of coins except for the roll of quarters in my car for tolls.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

i guess we failed to benefit from your lack of wit, but oh wait, you still posted. gee thanks

 

[KeithTalent]

I thought it was a mob calling card. Maybe you purchased an old mob house and this is a warning that they are going to come ice you or something.

KT

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

Not even clever enough to come up with a lame racist joke? :roll:

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

Not even clever enough to come up with a lame racist joke? :roll:

<comment about judaism being a religion and not a race of people goes here>

 

[2Dead]

You've been marked.

 

[Baked]

Death is coming for you.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

Not even clever enough to come up with a lame racist joke? :roll:

take that stick out of your ass.

 

[mordantmonkey]

penny for your thoughts?

honestly, that is the dumbest fucking saying ever. it barely makes sense; taken at its literal meaning it's just stupid. plus it just sounds awkward and cheesy. /minirant

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: 2Dead
You've been marked.

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I thought it was a mob calling card. Maybe you purchased an old mob house and this is a warning that they are going to come ice you or something.

KT

:Q

Hmm, should I get a handgun or shotgun for home protection?



j/k ^



FWIW the penny was facing up.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

Not even clever enough to come up with a lame racist joke? :roll:

take that stick out of your ass.

I was going to make a joke about an uncircumcised dick and your ass but I didn't.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Here's a few penny superstitions.
Actually, I'd be more worried about your never using cash. Not concerned about big brother knowing everything you do?

 

[olds]

<guess.>
There is an old saying:
"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long, you'll have good luck".
They want you to pick up the penny for good luck.
</guess>

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

Not even clever enough to come up with a lame racist joke? :roll:

take that stick out of your ass.

I was going to make a joke about an uncircumcised dick and your ass but I didn't.

now we're talking

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: mb

FWIW the penny was facing up.

that...is unfortunate

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
<guess.>
There is an old saying:
"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long, you'll have good luck".
They want you to pick up the penny for good luck.
</guess>

I left the penny there

 

[MustangSVT]

someone left a penny under my desk!!!

what the hell does this mean?!!!

O M G!!!

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT
someone left a penny under my desk!!!

what the hell does this mean?!!!

O M G!!!

<Trump>

You're fired!

</Trump>

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
i was going to make some lame/unfunny/insulting joke about jews but i couldn't think of one.

Not even clever enough to come up with a lame racist joke? :roll:

take that stick out of your ass.

I was going to make a joke about an uncircumcised dick and your ass but I didn't.

now we're talking

Yes, I also would like to see this particular sub-thread reach completion.

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: mb
FWIW the penny was facing up.

OH JESUS! Why the hell didn't you say anything about it being face up BEFORE!

FUCK, FUCK.

Don't talk to me anymore, I don't want to get into whatever it is you're into!

God dammit, I gotta get out of here... Shit.

 

[George P Burdell]

Do you not have better things to occupy your mind than a penny on the ground?