Somebody just sent me this =)

[Killbat]

An Email I just received. (from someone I know, so I trust it's true)
It's been edited to protect the innocent(?).

*Begin Email*
My roomate (NAME) jost got a little drunk on our trip to (SCHOOL) university.
This is a copy of the email he wrote to his girlfriend. No Joke.

That really sux that you havce to find you r own way out here next weekened.
Jus tos you know honey I'm 4r3ally durnk. In fact i'lm so drukn I casn't rea
dht i'm typing because I had one or two tonight. I know yhou're kindof upset
with me dirinking and all, but I love you more than anythnig, and and I
cand65yyyt remember my own bname but I know that I lovre you so much athat
I'd never cheat on you and I'd never kiss another girl, in facxt I snuck into
someone elses room and found there computer to write you. But any other
girl's the devil and I so wishem ahat you were down here so I could sxrrew
you brainiewanies out. If you askd me right now if we could have whoopie
doopie I'ld say syesh. just so you know for fruteure frefeerence. but I
love you mo moatter what honey and I've me sorry for dirngingk so much honey
but you'er the sexiext gristlie (girl_++) alive so I love you and ignire the
rest. I lvoe you (MISSPELLED NAME)
*End Email*

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry (or both).

 

[BigSmooth]

Killbat, you have WAY too much free time on your hands.

 

[Sacotool]

I always suspect people are goofing around when they type like that while intoxicated. I've wrote some crazy sh1t while I was hammered, but my spelling is always normal and coherent, though I usually don't remember writing it the next day

 

[Yeeny]

But any other girl's the devil and I so wishem ahat you were down here so I could sxrrew you brainiewanies out.

Now I have a good quote to use the next time somebody tells me that romance is dead.

 

[Pretender]

<< If you askd me right now if we could have whoopie doopie I'ld say syesh. just so you know for fruteure frefeerence. >>

 

[DAM]

actually ive written some very drunk emails and yes my spelling is bad, but not that bad, then again ive never tried using a computer when i am really really really drunk. it takes a certain alcohol level to be able to operate a comp.



for reference, i turned 21 on sept 7 of this year, that was the last time i got drunk








dam()

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

It sounds bogus to me. I've been sh|tfaced, and still could type somewhat reasonable. Well, atleast to me at the time



<< and I so wishem ahat you were down here so I could sxrrew you brainiewanies out. >>



It sounds like someone already has. (Just kidding)

 

[Bryan]

I turned 21 on March 2nd, 1999. I haven't been drunk since May 16th, 1996 (spring break, senior year)

 

[toph99]

sounds faked :Q
i have seen emails my drunken friends have written, and they're more or less cohereant and don't use words like 'brainiewanies', lol

 

[Adul]

maybe he was more than drunk. :Q

 

[Regine]

I wanna be someone's

<< sexiext gristlie >>

!!!!

 

[Farbio]

napalm, i think i hear someone calling you and giving you hints

 

[dexmanone]

I don't know OW! how anyone OW! can tipe while OW! intoxicated on whate OW! ver, hey hasa enyoen seen my OW! helmet?!

 

[Regine]

Hehe